Rammstein, The Beatles, The Stones, Velvet Underground, etc, inspire Erskine Quint!

Many regard this as the best book of the year, I agree! It is outrageous, funny, exciting, full of roller coaster adventures, but most of all; it is utter, utter madness!

It's been said that it is a cross between The Da Vinci code, Monty Python, Douglas Adams and to prove it, here's a review written in the Huffington Post:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/catherine-graham/the-new-douglas-adams-has_b_2155774.html

The above mentioned bands were vital in the writing of this epic novel and I thank them one and all for their participation (albeit, unknown partcipation) because without them Erskine Quint would have never been created.

If you think that Harry Potter is excitement; you haven't read anything until you read this (For adults only, no kiddies stuff here!)....

Lady Ga Ga goes "gaga" for "Mercurial stud" Erskine Quint!

Lady Gaga has fell head over heels with the mercurial stud "Erskine Quint intrepd adventurer extraordinaire!"
This super-hero appears in the book of the same title and whilst enjoying a 5 minute break from her hectic life, Jean Paul Gaultier, who appears in the book too, mentioned this crazy, aristocratic adventurer and ever since then refuses to go to bed with anybody else apart from Erskine Quint!

The author, a totally loony Brit, has attempted to explain to Lady that Erskine only exists in the figment of his very disturbed mind, but she refused to accept that Erskine does not exist. She also claims that Erskine is the one and only "mercurial stud"! Lady G G has even called her vibrator EQ!

Not only has Lady Gaga fell head over heels with Erskine Quint; QE2, Ricki Lake, The Spiderwood Film Studios in Texas, Douglas Adams and millions of others have too. The author is now busy writing the fantastic, brutal, dark, humourful, adventure packed sequel which will be ready next year (2013); CERTAINLY NOT TO BE MISSED!

Lady Ga Ga has not been seen leaving her boudouir since discovering Erskine Quint and waiters serving her meals have reported that she lays in bed, smiling, grunting, laughing and is speachless because that is what  the intrepid adventurer, mercurial stud and super-hero; Erskine Quint, does to all women and many men too.

Newsflash: Robert Pattinson of Twilight fame has been informed via Facebook about the vacant lead role if Erskine ever becomes a film (of course!) and Lady Gaga was heard grunting even louder!

(Published by www.horizonpg.net and available over Kindle, Amazon, Barnes & Noble, etc!)

More as we get it...

This fantastic image was recently sent to my Facebook site; it is incredible and certainly means that there are forces out there that we just cannot explain unless one reads ERSKINE QUINT INTREPID ADVENTURER EXTRAORDINAIRE!  Because without knowing, this friend has achieved a miracle; so did Erskine!!!!

Erskine survived this madness, millions did not! Good and evil cannot be seperated and only understanding the two can lead to freedom from the insanity.

Read Erskine Quint intrepid adventurer extraordinaire and maybe, just maybe, he will help to make you understand and during the roller-coaster ride he'll also make you smile!  

Even he couldn't deal with Erskine; evil bastard! Want to know more? Buy Erskine Quint, you'll never get over it and you might even meet WAN-KIN-DIK Sir Jagged's super-slave and lazy sod; get pulling!!! Who knows who's next?

At least Erskine escaped "The Sickness"

Sir Jagged has been sick all weekend and his slave, WAN-KIN-DIK, has been slopping his puke out of the window! The reason was Sir Jagged couldn't get out of the way of the JEW-BEE-LEE, a virus that spread like wildfire over the UK and into his home via TV. Sick, it was really sick! Even Erskine, seen escaping from the vile bilge, has had to take a dose of Alka-Seltzers to recover from the shock!

No woman, man or beast can resist this incredible "mercurial stud" and intrepid adventurer!

Headline; Queen announces final torchbearer for London 2012; Erskine Quint, aristocratic mercurial stud!

Queen Elizabeth has revealed her worst kept secret regarding who will run the final leg and light the Olympic flame on July 26th in London. Everybody thought it would be blistered rower, Sir Steven Redgrave, who won gold medals at 5 olympics, but a surprise announcement has sent Sir Steve rowing back up the Thames.

The Olymic flame will be lit by that aristocratic, outstanding, intrepid adventurer, Erskine Quint Esq. (Nearly Sir). He has been chosen because just like Lady Gaga, Madonna, Joan Collins and every other beauty (or ex) that crosses Erskine's path, they all fall head over hills in love with this mercurial, insatiable stud and can never say no; even Queen Elizabeth!

Erskine Quint is related to the Queen, so she has no chance. But still she is infatuated at the emergence of this "True Brit", blue-blooded, mega-hero conquering the world's most evil evils and the "madness" that has put him far beyond OO7 and other pretenders including George Lazenby (who?).

Erskine will make a stunning entrance riding a pure Arabian white stallion sponsored by Mohamed Al-Fayed and available at Harrods (dodgy that one). Snatch the torch from Sir Steve's blistered hands, mount the stairs and with the whole world watching, God and all, light the fire!

With all of the female athletes fainting (some males too, oh those ducky divers) at the breathtaking spectacle. Erskine will then take off in a Virgin balloon, sponsored by you know who and disappear into the fantasy of the author of this madness because he has a sequel to star in!!

"Erskine Quint intrepid adventurer extraordinaire" available over the AMAZON (jungle) and www.horizonpg.net

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Buy it and you'll never be the same again ask the Devil!

Serious for a moment: I have heard this week that 2 Krishnamurti centres in India have shown the willingness to review my book "The unacceptable truth" with a possibility of entering it into their libraries. One in Bangalore and one in Puram, Chennau. This is the best news I have had since the book was published and means the world to me. Even if they reject the book, it matters not, just the fact thay have shown interest is such wonderful news.

Krishnamurti is the major driving force behind the way I see myself, my loved ones and the world in general. He is the absolute master. I feel so proud that this opportunity has come along and I wish to thank my family and everybody who has supported this project, especially Verity Publishers in South Africa.

St Jagged, alias Jaggedone, alias me; all love super-hero, mercurial stud and very posh English aristocrat, Erskine Quint, and because we do our Chinese, one-wheeled rickshaw pulling, earthquake victim and slave; WAN-KIN-DIK has to love him too otherwise we'll kick him in the balls and throw him back into a Chinese gutter. That's the way it works around here, either pull or beg!

Also WAN-KIN-DIK will be forced to spend his very hard earned wages on buying 2 million copies of Erskine, then run around Bejing with them telling Bejing inhabitants how fabulous Erskine is; if he doesn't flog 2 million then he will receive nineteen lashes of the cats tail; and she's a huge pussy!

What a bunch of charmers we are, reminds me of the Rt.Hon David Cameron

So that's what he does in his free five minutes; lazy buggar WAN-KIN-DIK!! (Give them a little finger and they chop your arm off!)

6 star Indian Palace Mountain Hotel, what more does an aristocrat or anybody need? Plenty! And Erskine Quint surely gives you that; ORDER NOW, he's coming!

This is the type of demon you only have nightmares about; guess who met him in real?

If it comes grab it by the balls, if it doesn't bollocks; after all one can only try to become famous!

Before you all think that I'm completely mad, it's only half true. My other side is deadly serious and just to prove it I've had a second book published this year over at http://www.veritypublishers.co.za/ which shows this side of me. It is worth a read because the forces that drove me to write it come from somewhere that I cannot even begin to explain.



Believe me, reading this book could actually change your life! Writing it changed mine!

Thank you all for your support!

And now back to my other side:........

It say,s everything, no comment needed!

She turns boys into men, ask Erskine!

He is about to be unleashed onto the world: Jaggedone, L.R.Johnson and Erskine himself invite you all to join the "ROLLER COASTER RIDE OF UTTER MADNESS", let the fun begin!!

My slave, WAN-KIN-DIK, can't wait because, he has no choice!!!

If you can't wait, you can download him over at Kindle (The women can't, not even Lady Gaga!)  

Spoofing takes time!

Abandoned Jaggaloonies, I'm back and my throbbing old chinese, broken rickshaw pulling, earthquake destroyed, one wheeled slave, WAN-KIN-DIK too!

Jawohl, time is fucking money and St.Jagged has none of that, just plenty of old bullshit to tell you all.

The Spoof.com is so time consuming, writing the mega-manuscript and constantly kicking ol WAN-KIN-DIK in the cojones too!

This is just a brief message to let you all know, this fucking maniac is alive and kicking!

They can murder Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Saddam and Bin Laden, but they can't keep a maniac like St.Jagged down, never.

Soon St.Jagged will be posting both on the Spoof and this old blog site parallel. All of the crap that come's out of St.Jagged's head and his WAN-KIN-DIK will be here for the St.J. fanclub (my mingy flea bitten dog, my dead swimming upside down goldfish and my pet tarantula swallowed by a boa-constrictor) to consume, record in the history books of the most important words written after the Koran, the Bible and Dennis the Menace.

See you soon muvva fuckers and follow WANKINDIK on his new twitter site called, guess what, WANKINDIK!

Ariverderci (or something like that) St.Jagged!

A long, long time ago! He's back with his WAN-KIN-DIK and Medusa!

Is there anybody out there?

If so, Jaggaloonies don't despair, St.Jagged is still alive and kicking!

He's just finished his masterpiece and promises to kick the shit out of his old hibernating slave WAN-KIN-DIK, oil his earthquake, damaged, one wheeled broken rickshaw and again kick the shit out of the world, it's VIP's, crap footy players and no-one will escape the split, vicious tongues of the Medusa serpents just waiting to confront the world, he's back.

ST.JAGGED, SPITTING FIRE AND INSULTS AT EVERY SINGLE THING THAT MOVES, BEWARE!!!!!!!!

(ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO RUN OUR LIVES, DICTATE OUR LIVES, KILL OTHERS AND BELIEVE THEY'RE SPECIAL)

The wrath of St.Jagged is fearsome, anger waiting to explode once more upon those who deserve it!

St.Jagged is about to jump in his rickshaw, whip his WAN-KIN-DIK and conquer the world!

Medusa is also waiting!

Jaggaloonies, see you all very soon!

Stalin and Hitler, spot the difference if you can!

Spot the difference?

"Josef, over there my posters are hanging in Berlin just like we did to those fucking Jews and Ukranians!"

Yes Jaggaloonies, he's back with his old (very old) WAN-KIN-DIK, his broken down one wheeled rickshaw, scabby dog, mingy mutt cat and swimming upside-down dead goldfish, the one and only, ST.JAGGED.

St. Jagged has been here there and every fucking where, Dunkel Deutschland, the cyber universe, Spoofing it up on http://www.thespoof.com/ , writing manuscripts and now he's back home for a short visit to warm the cockles of your hearts and divulge a massive Russian scandal about to happen in Moscow (where else) .

You'll love it!

Just what the Jews needed and all of those 43 million who Stalin "topped" (evil bastard, Hitler was like a raped choir boy against this serial-socialist-killer!).

Here we go:

Stalin posters cause uproar in Moscow and Hitler posters in Berlin too, charming chappies both of them!

Tuesday, 23 March 2010

You can't keep a good dictator down and to commemorate the the end of WWII Moscow, in their nonsensical wisdom, has decided to hang up posters of their infamous mass murdering dictator, Josef Stalin.

This has totally divided Moscowites, some feel he was a hero and others a murdering maniac (pretty true actually). Now Mr Stalin certainly had some blood on his hands, especially Ukranian. He enjoyed starving millions of them and locking thousands of dissidents up in his Siberian Holiday Camps called, Gulags, (estimated deaths under this socialist, communist Father Christmas, roughly 43 million) WHAT A CHARMER HE WAS!

Not to be outdone by Russia, Germany have decided to hang posters of one of their most famous sons, Adolf Hitler in Berlin in commemoration of building German Autobahn's, building the VW Beetle, discovering the Blitzkrieg, getting rid of those pestulant Jews and generally being a thouroughly NICE CHAPPY!

One cannot choose his own dictator but they certainly should be remembered for their fantastic achievements, murder, wars, genocide and generally good representatives of mankind in general!

God and Allah are also having posters hung up in their respective heavens, but that's worth another Spoof!

This majestic piece of stunning literature was printed on THE SPOOF and many of the daft bastards over there didn't GET IT.

But St.Jagged knows his Jaggaloonies are much more intelligent, religious and love his WAN-KIN-DIK.

See you all very soon and stop FARTING, filthy stinkers, POOOP!

Hi there Jaggaloonies, St.Jagged's back with a windy tale of stench, stink and rotten eggs smelling like sulphuric acid!

Even ol WAN-KIN-DIK was shaking in his boots!

Now Mrs. St.Jagged is a great cook, very interested in healthy living, life-style and believes what you eat, you are!

Sometimes she can go slightly over the top as you will read below and the consequences are, well, pretty smelly!

Jaggaloonies, have a read, a laugh and next time you're sitting on the bog stinking the place out, think of St.Jagged (or maybe not!).

By the way all recipes can be applied for at: http://www.gasmaskrental.pong/!

Fart, Fart and even more FARTS!
Written by Jaggedone

Mrs. Jaggedone = 2 recently had the devilish idea to concoct several recipes which respond rather violently to the digestive sytem and bowel area conducing a volcanic combustion effect on the rear end, commonly known as the anus!It commenced on sunday over an evening meal of best Deutsche Sauerkraut with "Veggie Bangers" and spuds.

The night was spent heaving to and fro, left and right, gassing the bedroom similair to a "Last Tango" in Auschwitz!

After surviving the nocturnal upheavels (5 x loo and back) the Monday turned into a further test of Mrs Jaggedone's basic DUTCH cooking skills with the suggestion of a fresh leek soup for supper, WUNDERBAR!

Leek is a well known combustion perpetrator and added to the remaining sauerkraut from the day previous the night was once again spent relieving the bowels with the stench of a combination of mustard gas and volcanic eruptions (5 x loo and back, without gas masks or oxygen, we survived!).

Now by this time Jaggedone's collection of muster boxer shorts were wearing quite thin, nevertheless, Mrs Jaggedone decided to concoct a special evening delicatess of WHITE CABBAGE, SPUDS AND VEGGIE BURGERS!Enough is enough, one would contemplate, no!

The remaining leek soup was devoured at lunch time and the white cabbage in the evening causing a slight haemorrhaging of the stomach wall, with rocket like convulsions through the bladder exiting the anal canals like human cannonballs!Jaggedone's exclusive boxer short collection were ripped to shreds and Hiroshima was revisited, including after shocks and nuclear winds reminding one of Louis De Funes fab celluloid classic, "The Cabbage Farmer" (or something similair).

Thankyou Mrs. Jaggedone for the past three days of excellent nutrition, I am told that such foods are healthy and certainly good for the digestive system, but too much of a good thing can certainly BACKFIRE!

C'EST LA VIE!