Aljazeera Int/ The Truth or not

ACHTUNG, ATTENTION, ATTENTIE, BANZAI!!!

Jagged One's, we have discovered spies (yes my beloved crapheads, real 007's) in the house of St.Jagged. A well known global news broadcasting station felt it necessary to send their undercover agents to spy upon St.Jagged to find out who really tells the truth, them or us.

Tapping telephones, hidden microphones, agents attempting to photograph the Jagged One, strange FBI look alike vans parked in front of the house with huge satellite dishes perched on the rooves, (totally incognito of course!) in fact, the whole spying, fucking works.

Jagged Edge claims to tell the truth and Aljazeera Int. claims the same, and they are so worried about competition in this field that they are willing to go to such desperate lengths as to prove that there is only one "Truth Teller" on this crappy planet.

"What the fucking hell is this idiot on about?" you are all asking yourselves. "Has he completely lost it this time, ring up the Loonybins, send the straightjackets, lock the muvva fucker up and throw away the key, give him a a cell next to Hannibal Lector," you're all saying (and wishing).

No my dedicated one's, it is the TRUTH, Aljazeera Int. claim that they can be the only one's who tell the TRUTH, and no-one, including the apostle of righteousness himself (no not fucking Jesus, Mohammed, God, Allah, Buddahs, Hari - Krishnas or any other pretenders to the TRUTH), St.Jagged, will be allowed to claim that position.

Well they certainly have good fucking arguments Jagged one's!

St.Jagged watches their programmes regularly and fuck me, they certainly are messengers of doom, bloodshed, warfare, misery, corruption, abuse, misuse, big brother thumping the shit ouf the "little people" etc, etc.

They "cheer me up" every morning with their reports over global war zones, corrupt human behaviour all over the planet and the consequences, misery and wretchedness. You don't get that served up on ABC, NBC, CNN, BBC, and the rest of the "truth bringers" on our multi - media, global telecommunications, shiny happy TV screens.

They certainly have a point about their claim to tell the TRUTH, while all other global news stations are happy to report about VIP, mega - rich super - stars and their lifestyles, the Oscars, Cannes film awards, high flying sport events. Happy go lucky reports about how wonderful the shiny, blue planet and its human inhabitants are so well off due to technical progression, global playing, non - corrupt politicians and their democracies leading the path to the T...H (ha fucking ha!), etc, etc.

Not to forget the irritating advertisements interrupting the whole super show, flaunting mega - expensive products including fabulously expensive watches, perfumes, cars, houses, furniture, etc, You name it they advertise and how easy it is to buy every material product on offer if you are one of the CHOSEN MINORITY, living in the comfort zones and living the life of luxury whilst the MASSIVE MAJORITY PERISHES at the hands of corruption, abuse, wars, bla, bla, bla.

"St.Jagged what the fucking hell are you blabbering on about, spies, truths, Aljazeera Int, etc, what do you really want to tell the world through this shitty blog." St.Jaggeds wicked inner- conscience wakes up and tells St.Jagged to either get on with it or shut the fuck up!!

Well avid readers and preachers of the truth (bollocks, bollocks, bollocks) the moral of this fantastic piece of priceless art is:

Shiny, happy, global news mixed with small slices of the TRUTH is avoiding, ducking, diving and slipping past the TRUTH (what the viewers of the likes of BBC, ABC, NBC, CNN, etc want, hence they can keep their viewers attention, up their ratings and flog off all of the products advertised on their shiny, happy news programmes)

Showing misery, sadness, poverty, innocent victims of warzones, genocide, corruption, etc is the TRUTH but no muvva fucker wants to endure that (apart from Aljazeera Int. viewers of course) and that is the point of this shitty blog.

The big question is, why the fuck did Aljazeera Int. send its spies to observe St.Jagged and what do the hell they think they can achieve by exposing St.Jagged and his merry ol shaggers to be not what they really are, Apostles of the TRUTH? (what a load of ol crap that is as well! If you believe that one, you really fucking believe everything, including George Bush, lame duck shithead!)

You muvva fuckers can answer that one yourselves because St.Jagged is just about to be locked up in a straightjacket, thrown into a stinking dungeon, tortured by "Arab looking", gold toothed and, dressed like Talibans. Left to rot in hell (religious shitheads beware, Satan is amongst us!) and ultimately thrown to the lions, just because he dared to compete with Aljazeera Int. for the position of No. 1 "Truth Teller".

PS: Don't attempt to contact St.Jagged via telephone, there is a bug in my bog and that's where the telephone is.

St.Jagged only communicates whilst in a position of sitting, crapping and farting, no other shitheads listen to his crap apart from the bugs in his bog!!

ST. Jagged

Shiny Happy Global News

Yeh, Yeh, muvva fuckers, you're all wondering where the hell the Jagged One has been since his last blockbuster shook the establishment by it's balls and caused an earthquake, well fuck me that's my point, who gives a shit where I was. (surfing the heavy metal and Joy Division forums offering them advice on how to start a cyber revolution and conquer the world, master race an all! Bollocks)

As you all know we've had some pretty earth shaking misery hit our wonderful planet lately (no, no, crapheads not the US election, Olympic flame, Tom "fucking" Cruise getting a new facelift, Cher looking like she's 25 and never had an operation, no my friends!) this is really serious stuff, cyclones in Burma, earthquakes in China, terrorist attacks in Jaipur, India, mortgage crisis in the US, UK and all other decadent countries, bent and corrupt elections in Zimbabwe, multi increases in oil and global, basic food prices, the list is endless and it all has one common denominator, misery for the majority, poorest of the poorest (well that's a fucking surprise!).

Are you still feeling happy Jagged One's, no of course we can't change a fucking thing, but we do have the right to comment on the shit happening around us!

Burmese authorities refuse to let aid organisations into their country, 50000 till 100000 dead, homeless and many more to come and the muvva fiuckers refuse help. Well my sympathy goes out to the poor, suffering "little" people and certainly not to those shitheads dictating and murdering their own folk whilst acting under the disguise of being leaders of this cyclone - hit part of the world!

Well that one is beyond us all, or not????

China are slightly better off, the world is focusing in on the natural catastrophy and being informed about the latest death toll, destruction, misery through the oh so open, Chinese media.

Well that's a turn around! Couple of years ago there was a similair earthquake with hundreds of thousands perishing and they didn't let anybody near the place (could this have anything to do with the economic revolution radically changing the face of China and their politics? "St.Jagged how fucking naive are you to ask such a pathetic question").

Another, not to be forgotten aspect is obviously the "Shambolympics", Bejing and all that crap.

China are showing a great deal of aid, help and support for those poor people stuck in the middle of the quake, (believe St.Jagged, he really does have sympathy for those affected by this massive disaster) but being the synical bastard that St.Jagged is, he tends to think the pictures reaching the western world through Chinese TV are aiding the Chinese government in avoiding the highly sensitive question of Tibet and other inhumane policies practised by the politicians, police and the military in this rapidly - growing world power.

Naturally, there is also the great question being asked by the world media and its bloodsucking thirst for up - to - date news pertaining to the "Shambolympics" and if they could be in danger of not going through.

St.Jagged, the cynical muvva fucker also asks the question. Would it not be better to cancel the shitty show of show off athletes, drinking Coca Cola, eating Big Macs and stuffing their veins with steroids and hormones and invest all of the money in helping the poor and wretched caught up in this major natural catasrophy, build an infra - structure, housing, etc, to withstand the (obvious) next visit of a major earthquake.

"ST. Jagged on what planet do you think you're living on, this is planet Earth with all of it's imperfections, natural disasters, and worst of all, its imperfect inhabitants called humans, not the animal kingdom by the way." St.Jagged's inner - conscience wakes up after being totally bored with this serious blog!

Sorry avid readers, St Jagged doesn't mean to express his opinions off of the back of such a catastrophy and it's victims, but my cynical inner - self cannot help driving me to the conclusion that China is using this disaster to seriously benefit and step -up in the league of "Human Rights" by receiving sympathy from the rest of the world, cutting muvva fucker!

Well lets turn our attention to Hilary and Obama, boring, boring, boring, fuck off!

Terrorist bombs in Jaipur, Irak, etc. What's new?

Extortionate food and oil prices, boring, boring and even more fucking boring! (we'll all just swallow, tighten our belts as the mega - hyper, super - rich supermarkets make even more billions of profits and please don't mention those multi - billionare, profit making machines, the oil companies, fuck off!!)

Well my avid Jagged's, that's the happy news from here, hopefully next time St.Jagged can offer you all more excitement in the daily soap called "Steroid Shambolympics running for mankind, all of it's evils and may the best muvva fucker win."

Shiny, Happy, Jagged.ST (crusading for the ?, don't mention the word!!)

Dead DC Dame, hanging out for the pleasure

No Jagged one's this is not a self - portrait (mind you after swallowing all of those steroids in my preparation for the Shambolympics it could well be (earlier blog)). This is a "Madame"of the night from over there in the good ol, righteous, christian, puritan, holy, crusaders in the fight against all evil, US fucking A. They or she have been ruffling some feathers in the higher eschelons of their wonderful, clean and very pristine political leaders.

Shock, horror, how could those pure and clean elected representatives spend their many

overpaid (on tax payers Bucks by the way) working hours in the arms (or between the crutches) of these lovely creatures of the night.

One of the Senators even had the audacity to say at a press conference after being caught red - handed or red- balled (which ever way you're lying or hanging!) "I did not have sex at any of those establishments, I just took massages!!"

Who the fuck do these braindead Senators think they're kidding, Bill Clinton, well maybe, but certainly not St.Jagged and his merry ol shaggers!!

In the meantime either the CIA, FBI, MI5, terrorist Aliens, Bin Laden and his jolly bunch, Georgie Bushes secret army or even the X Files have certainly taken care of the breaking scandal.

They broke into Mrs "DC Dame" Jean Palfrey's condo and strung the ol whore up, removed all of the evidence and claimed it was suicide (remember Marilyn, Kennedy, another Kennedy, etc, etc.), well this certainly smells very Dead Kennedies, (good ol punk band from the eighties, Cambodia and all of that) to say the least!

All St.Jagged hopes is that she was clever enough to copy all of the lists of her "super righteous" clientele, sent them off in time to ol Bin in his caves somewhere in???? (Pakistan, maybe!) then he will really have reasons to rant on about the evil infidels, corrupt christians, purer than pure moslems, devils in the west, etc, etc.

He would even have a reason to send his lovable, bomb toting terrorists, for another visit to the centre of the modern world and blow the fucking shit hole off of the face of the planet, taking corrupt and seedy politicians, religious leaders, judges, lawyers, high ranking militaries, police and the rest of the horny muvva fuckers who frequent these establishments and pay their hookers with our hard earnt tax money with them.

Devils fucking circle, well who's the fucking Devil?!

St.Jagged reminds his beloved fans, it is you, people, who vote for these corrupt pratts and put them in their positions, not aliens, not my goldfish, not my crappy dog or mingy cat and certainly not St.Jagged!!!!

You all know what shit they get up to and you all still vote for them (The moral of this fabulous blog: Well, we all might as well hang it out, you my beloved readers are just as much too blame for the corrupt shit that goes down as the muvva fuckers who you all vote for!)

Well Jagged one's St.Jagged is flying off on a moral crusade (financed by your hard earned taxes, what a wonderful life!) to Teheran, Beirut, Bagdad, Jerusalem, Damascus and last not least Islamabad to test on behalf of all of our horny muvva fucking leaders where the best, and cleanest "Massage parlour" is.

I've got 30000 Bucks of US tax payers money in my BIN (excuse the pun Laden) and am going to give it all to those lovely females for a "massage only" and will send the results back to all of those mentioned on the list so they can fuck off to distant parts of the globe, out of sight (and mind) of the righteous, christian, American, tax paying population and fuck their brains out till they die all in the name of freedom and democracy.

Good bye and don't believe the ballshit!

St.Jagged

30 Billion dollars Blasted Away By Big Bang Nutters

Beloved Jagged one's I could rant on about Baraka and Hilary, fucking Israelis treating Palestinians to a Holocaust holiday camp, corrupt elections in Zimbabwe (Mugave was also a trainee at Auschwitz, at the time he disguised himself with layers of white flour so as not to fall foul of the "white power" Nazi guards, blue eyed, blond hair, you know the fucking "Master Race" shit, and boy did he reallly learn the genocide game thoroughly!!), child slave labour in Bangladesh, aids epidemics in Africa, etc, etc, bullshit, bullshit.

No my devoted fans something even more important crossed St.Jaggeds evil path and hence the pretty, full colour picture, depicting the "BIG FUCKING BANG."

You are all wondering what the fuck is this brain - damaged moron ranting on about. Well it all started in a picturesque village somewhere in that mountaineous haven for mega - rich, slightly bent tax exiles, laundry washed pristine billions of drug barons money, corrupt politicians extra little tit - bits earnt on the side like, called die Schweiz, Switzerland, La Swisse or whatever.

What you might all ask could be of more global, historic, monumental importance than all of the horrendous things that mankind inflicts upon himself which, are mentioned above

Well avid readers, St.Jagged will now divulge what is of more importance than those lesser things mentioned above:

"THE BIG FUCKING BANG," yes muvva fuckers, that is of so much more importance to the development of the (sad muvva fucking) human race.

Over the last 12, or 15 years or who gives a shit and 30 billion dollars invesment, loony scientists are structuring an experiment which, will define what really happened 65000 trillion years ago and attempt to establish scientifically, where we sad humans all originate from.

You're all thinking,"Fuck off St.Jagged you must be joking!"

Yes beloved one's it's the TRUTH (well maybe the time factor or the amount of billions thrown away is not completely accurate, ok who gives a shit, billion here or there) the reconstruction and scientific experiment of the "Big Bang" in the hands of a team of mega - raving mad scientists is just about to happen.

This momentous, mind - blowing, epical, step forward in the development of mankind will not only reveal how the "Big Bang" happened it will also actually replicate the explosions which, occurred at the time, Jesus what a feat and why did they nail me to the fucking cross!!!

"Fuck me, how can these maniacs be allowed to reconstruct the bla, bla, bla, in the tiny mountaineous, very picturesque country of Switzerland, receive the finance, fuck with nature and carry out this oh so important experiment without being shot at three paces, nailed on the cross, put in the gas chamber, electric chair, etc," thats what you're all thinking or not?

By the way Jagged one's, this experiment has been condoned by the global powers that be as being legal and of immense, historical importance to all of us, and it certainly wasn't financed with laundry cleaned drugs money!

We, the ol dog bitten, flea ridden tax payers are financing the whole mega - show and the 30 billion is being blasted away by the second as we sit back and observe horrendous food price rises, record oil prices, starvation of the poorest, aids epidemics, child slave labour, wars in Iraq, Afghansitan, Somalia, and nearly everywhere else in the "developing world."

This experiment tells us what?

Sweet fuck all, certainly not how to make ends meet, foot the bills and how we should eventually care for the weakest and the poorest on this shithole called planet earth ("St Jagged that's Utopia not here!" "Sorry, I was only dreaming my dears")

What does it cost us and where could that money have been better spent? The answer lies above, transparent, clear and as cold as ice.

Something also St.Jagged forgot to mention, there is a minimal possibilitiy that this experiment goes "fucking pear shape" and we will all be "Big Banged" into oblivion (who needs a meteorite or comet when you've got a bunch of loony scientists doing it for you!).

The moral of this blog, it's beyond St.Jagged, sorry avid readers I have no logicial explanation for such a load of ol bullshit.

We left "Big Fucking Bang" trillions of light years behind us and as far as St.Jagged is concerned lets all find some WOMD (Weapons of mass destruction for non Iraquis and George Bush believers) blow our fucking brains out and then let mother nature take its course.

That's it, St Jagged is on a fast trip to "Big Bang" himself into the crutch of some warm and inviting pussy, fuck the "Big Bangers" and their experiment, stick the 30 billion up their arse and may God (who the fuck is he!!) save the rest of us.

Tschuss Bambinos and fellow Switzers!

Shambolympic Steroids

Fuck me they do work after all, only the sex is wrong, oops! This is St.Jagged after taking a crash course of female, hormone, steroids whilst attempting to qualify for this years majestic and very clean (no polluted air in that part of the planet!) sports meeting deep in the heart of downtown Bejing, Peking, call it what you fucking want.

St.Jagged was preparing for the "UK womens synchrone wanking marathon team" and thought if he took an overdose of female hormone steroids he would make the final selection but unfortunately the steroids were not fucking female (ok there is one advantage my dick has grown 10 inches and my clit shrunk 50 inches, life isn't so bad after all!), as you can see!

Oh well St.Jagged will just have to try for the "UK mens synchrone wanking marathon team" instead and may he stay as horny to the end as the rest of the team (without the use of illegal substances such as viagra, shock, horror, how dare he!!) and wank his way to a gold medal in the 2008 Shambolympics in sunny, very clean, not polluted and very downtown Pe or Be Jing.

What a load of ol bollocks this 5 ringed mammoth meeting of oversized, overdosed, junked up so - called, honest sportsmen / women is turning out to be.

Yeh, Yeh, you're all thinking, here goes that grumpy ol muvva fucker again, ranting off about the olympics and depicting everything and everybody concerned with the shambles as being corrupt and perverse, well fuck me thats something new!

Well St.Jagged has one opinion about the Shambolympics, get rid of them and replace them with some real sport, i.e.

• Throwing the muvva fucking junked up participants to the lions.
• Throw the fucking corrupt organising commitee and their sponsors to the lions as well.
• Scratch your eyeballs out fights between overdosed - steroid, female shotputters and butch, bitch, skinny and very boney male, African long - distance runners (they always win anyway!)
• Armoured to their eyeballs, Roman gladiators against corrupt sponsors (Coca Cola, Mc Donalds, Nike, Adidas, etc, etc) in fights to the utter, utter death. The losers get their fucking corrupt heads sliced off in public and nailed on stakes to remind the rest of the world what a complete load of bullshit the whole spectacle has become!
• Wargames between non - armed, peaceful loving, Tibetan monks against the might of the dictator led, Chink army, in a bid to solve the rightful ownership of their mountainous, peaceful and very beautiful homeland (well thats a fucking gold medal for the Chinks before the games have even started unless we feed the tibetan monks with illegal substances, turn them into a hoard of mega - muscular, unbeatable, aggressive morons who overthrow the Chinks army and create the 10th wonder of the world alongside that other great wonder, the Chinese fucking wall, lock the Chinks up behind the wall and throw away the key. Who needs a strong economic China anyway? Oops sorry, St.Jagged forgot, the child slave labour perbetrators operating under the disguise of honest, christian global players, looking to increase their profits ten - fold, driving basic food prices fucking sky high, make the wretched and poor even more wretched and poor and not to be forgotten, our saviours of the environment, whilst pursuing even higher mega - profits and even more power, they're the one's who need the Shambolympics and a strong China!)
• Last not least, Charlton Heston look a likes (sorry the real Charlton you were a bit too late for this mega marathon chariot race!) in a race against Chinese, American, British, Russian and all of the rest of the so - called "world powers" in a chariot race to end all other chariot races. The winners (and there is only one fucking winner, because honesty and TRUTH will eventually, always triumph against the corrupt, dishonest, perverse, greedy, power - maniacs that dictate our wonderful, or not so very wonderful planet. Ha fucking ha, "hey St.Jagged which, fucking utopian paradise do you live on?" Sorry devoted followers, no answer to that question and St.Jagged is certainly not prepared to divulge where his secret Nirvana is!) will take all, Tibet, Half of Africa (only the aids free and full of natural resources part please, the rest can perish in the "Aids hell of the planet and fuck off"), Irak (don't mention the oil, psst!), Palestine and Israel or just the great kingdom of Israel including Palestinia belonging to our jewish forefathers which, belongs rightfully to all Jews worlwide and after all we survived the holocaust, so its our divine right to own fucking everything! All natural resources lying under the earths crust including mega - massive oil and gas reserves in fucking freezing Siberia, Half of South America, middle America (now we're really talking business, coca fields, heroine, cocaine, etc), the old world, the new world, in fact the winner takes every fucking thing apart from the shitholes they don't want, whats new??? Last not least, a free space trip to outer universes when the shithole called mother earth has been so destroyed and ripped apart they can then all sit their rich butts in shiny, silver space ships and all FUCK OFF!! Well that's definitely a foregone conclusion who the winner will be of that race, sorry Charlton Heston look - alikes no steroids taken or bribes offered can defeat or corrupt these corrupt muvva fuckers!!

This is real sport avid Jagged ones, none of that ol bullshit served up at the Shambolympics where you don't even know if the athletes are junked up to his or hers eyeballs or not. Remember that Chinky swimming team, "real feminine" eastern block shotputters, Ben Johnson (a true symbol of honesty and how to beat the fucking rest). The list is endless and ST.Jagged will have to satisfy his sporting cravings by certainly not watching the Shambolympics but, he will definitely turn his attention to that other great, very clean, sporting event called the Tour de France. At least you know they're all on fucking drugs which, is to a certain extent, a level playing field to coin a phrase (clever bastard!)

Tibetans and their monks, you obviously chose the perfect time to protest about your suffering and ST.Jagged offers his utmost solidarity, but however right you all are, the Shambolympics is all over in three or four weeks and your global, in the face of the rest of the world protest, will wither and die whilst the mega marketing, TV, sponsors, organisors all count their mega millions made off of the back of peoples desire to watch this corrupt affair.

You will be left alone once more to depend on the blood and martyrism of your brave few in the unfair fight against the "Big Chinky Brother" and I hope the steroids kick in and you give them some shit, but ST.Jagged must ultimately bow to the TRUTH, sad muvva fucker!

Well Jagged devotees, St.Jagged must continue his build -up to the Shambolympics and really earn his place in the "UK mens synchrone marathon wanking team" he has written enough about about this bullshit and is just about to do a training session in front of the tele supported and sponsored by viagra, Hustler porno channel, Playboy big tit porno channel, sexy underwear fashion channel and last not least, steroid hormone clean wanking powder, US licensed product (only to be taken under supervision of a hot (female) nurse dressed in kinky boots, tighter than tight string, fish - net stockings, peek - a - boo bra (revealing only juicy nipples) and a sexy nurses hat!

Get off of your fat arses and start running, walking, jumping and wanking, sporty muvva fuckers!

From St.Jagged

Heavy Metal Enemies

Scary muvva fuckers, ha?

Beloved and very devoted Jagged one's, this is a picture of me after my experiences of the last few days, have some fucking sympathy and don't laugh arseholes!

It's good to be back after my excursions, surfing the net on heavy - metal forums.

As you all know St.Jagged is a metal fan and has a few bands which, appeal to his taste, so I thought I would be so naive as to introduce this extremely superior blog -site to some of the (in retrospect one is allways more fucking clever!) metal fans cybering and surfing the forums set up for them by the bands sites and their owners.

The object of the exercise is to participate and show appreciation for the beloved musicians, give opinions, exchange feelings and emotions all pertaining to the bands and their fans.

"Well fuck you St.Jagged, even you had to duck and dive the insults, insanity, bloody -mindedness, ignorance and plain, braindead messages which, were threading (a thread is an invisible line where these morons follow a post and "comment"upon it) back and forward, to and fro and ultimately dying a sadistic and bloody death."

The point of the exercise:

One is a so called (obviously very bored, gormless fan) fan, he or she operates behind an alias and the only object of the exercise is to vent one's own, hidden and very pathetic ego behind the guise of the alias.

New participators daren't mention their own historic works (á la Jagged Edge Publications) if they do they are damned, victimised, hang drawn and quartered and ultimately sentenced to enter the realms of hell, hedonism, sodomism, bastadry, debauchery, perversity, you name it, you get it, well burn my fucking dick off muvva fuckers!

OK, as you can all imagine St.Jagged is one who is prepared to take up the challenge. He did, and fought to his back teeth, showed the muvva fuckers what a true Brit is and threaded till the very, deadly end.

Ultimately participating in kiddies birthdays at Macdonalds loses its charm too, so I donned my straight jacket, took a titanian rocket lift back to base and, boy am I glad I left those brain -dead, junked - up, fucking morons to their little pathetic forums and returned to the real insanity, the search and quest for the TRUTH (forum metal surfers don't bother to look here there are two nazi war machines and Stalins red army seperating you from the real truth!)

The experience was TYPE O NEGATIVE and not to be recommended to the Jagged army.

St.jagged needed to go to Betty Fords rehab for a quick dose of Metallica medicine, but he feels fine now, although there is a sharp whipping sound in my ears set off by a dumb bitch who wanted to whip me to death whilst chained to the floor in SAW 65 (oh the pleasure that we never get to experience and feel!)

Anyway my beloved entourage of non - heavy metal forum participators, St.Jagged is well on his way to recovery, the brain cells are in place and we have a corrupted US election campagne to throw missiles at, oh it's so good to be back!!!

St. Jagged still loves metal and his fav bands will always play an important role in his shitty life ("that's a fucking lie for a start," Jaggeds inner conscience awakes after experiencing jetlag whilst surfing the net) and the so - called forum shitheads can go and get .......! (what was that word again, it starts with F!)

See you all soon, as the campagne hots up so the insults will intensify!

St.Jagged and his merry ol Types O Negatives

To Jeffy from St.Jagged

Jeffy, welcome to the absolute madhouse, loonybin called Jagged Edge bla, bla, bla.

You are the 60 trillionth member of the St.Jagged world - wide anti political and TRUTH crusading army, congratulations!!!

This means you will suffer for the rest of your sad and pathetic life like the rest of the 59999 trillion members who have achieved "Perfect Insanity" (Disturbed we love you!) and are willing to relinquish their daily, boring and very shitty lives for the universal quest in finding the "Real "Fucking" Truth."

Jesus, Mohammed, him pictured above, and the rest have nothing on St.Jagged and his crusades on ignorance, greed, power, jealousy, untruths, etc. They all pale into insignificance after the "Jagged Army" has cleansed and purified the minds of the trillions and launched them all into a ballisitic, universal orbit of free thinking spasms.

This is the true LOONYBIN and once you enter there is no way back and you may never leave. (nicked that one from Hotel California, thankyou crap rock, country group from way back when, keep flying muvva fuckers!)

Jeffy, unfortunately for this proud achievement there is only one prize, and the muvva fucking straight Jacket is winging it's way too you via a Sir "money bags" (earlier blog worth reading!) Richard Branson, atomic driven, rocket - powered, hot air balloon, packed with over heated virgins just waiting to release their fruity juices upon the lucky winner!

The straight jacket should be worn before take -off and only on reaching the "Golden Fleece called the TRUTH" is it safe to remove (beware of all counterfeit copies off the TRUTH they could lead you to the pearly gates of the real hell on earth, BIN fucking LADEN's brothel. Hidden somewhere in the caves of Pakistan and entry only allowed to top US politicians, Hilary, Baraka, Georgie Porgie and of course Tony ( once true Brit (another fantastic creation from the twisted and very bloggy mind of ST.Jagged) now complete shit) "Huggy Bear" Blair (leave the bitch wives and Bill (I never had sex, bla, bla, bla, well we all know the TRUTH on that story!!) behind) and enter Bin's infamous brothel for a good ol orgie on behalf of all Iraquis killed by terrorist bombs in a down town, fucking shit hole Baghdad (fuck on Saddam, wish you were here or not?).

Jeffy, once more congrats, you have achieved a historical and astonishing phase in your life and you will never be the same again, just like the rest of us loonies here at the one and only:

BACK STABBING, LOONYBIN, STRAIGHT (JACKET) ANTI - POLIYTICAL PARTY SPONSORED BY:

ST.JAGGED, HIS JAGGED ONE'S, HIS MERRY OL FARTS, COCA COLA and MACDONALDS (FUCK OFF!!) AND ALL NON - CORRUPT POLITICIANS ON THE PLANET (thats radically narrowed my sponsor list down to one or maybe two! excluding Ghandi, Mother Teresa, Krishnamurti, Martin Luther, Jesus Christ, etc, they shat on politics and were sacrificed accordingly OK not M. Teresa and Krishna, clever arseholes!)

Keep on reading muvva fuckers and don't forget to jump over the cuckoo's nest now and then.

(Jack Nicholson, who the fuck is that "Shining", happy, mad arsehole?)

Greetings from St.Jagged, his mingy, synchrone swimming goldfish, half - starved, incarcerated pet spider called Schwarzenegger, sad but true Metallica fan called Harvey the "Gay"rabbit (turned "Gay" because of the demands from female rabbits for his massive dick!), and last not least the dogs turd that was caught on the bottom of ST.Jagged's shoes whilst dancing merrily (not gaily!) around the indigenous TOTEM POLE at Itchicoo Park!! (God save LS fucking D the 9th wonder of the world!)

Goodbye Jeffy and Co.