woensdag 16 december 2009

St.Jagged's non-fav musicians (Rappers) go GAY - BASHING, GOOD SO!

Fiddy certainly not GAY!
The great Tupac, NEVER!

EM, turning on Gays but prefers BASHING the MUVVA FUCKERS!

Hi my Jaggaloonies, Christmas is nearly upon us and St.Jagged has some glad tidings to share with you all.
Now as you all know St.Jagged is an avid Underground/Metal/Rock fan and really doesn't like RAP, OK, some bits YEAH, but not fucking many!!
Eminem had his day, 50 cent had one decent record, Tupac, Public Enemy, some good stuff even JZ's latest is not bad and Jagged's son Vincent writes some hot shit, apart from that, well they can all go and shoot themselves (which they often do!)!

Now St.Jagged wrote this piece of crap on the infamous http://www.thespoof.com/ site and felt very strong about some of the messages the latest generation of rappers is sending out.

At fucking last someone is standing up against the very GAY stranglehold that HOMO's have over the pop music/entertainment world including the very PINK entertainment press, their Bizarre reporters + the fact, the music/entertainment management industry is virtually run by GAYS!

OK, for some of you more tolerant Jaggaloonies, no prob, but St.Jagged sees a definite infiltration of GAYS in every aspect of "normal" daily life, politics, schools, religion anyway (paedo gay catholic priests, etc!) and thank God (who?) someone is taking a stand against this deviant lifestyle, form!!!

Here we go Jaggaloonies, enjoy it!

Super Rap stars, Trick Trick (Eminem's great friend), Beenie Man, Eminem himself (in the past) and other Rappers have been villified by the global "PINK" entertainment press (run by GAYS By the WAYS) for "outing" their views against "Gays"!

It's well known that the Crap-Rap-Hip-Hop-Scene is full of Gangsta's, hot sex, raunchy female butts and now the Rappers want to "BEND the very BENT" show-Biz world back to being "Hetro, Matcho and Straight"!

Those not interested in RAP but who are STRAIGHT will certainly feel this crap SCENE is at last doing something very positive.Basically their music stinks, their lyrics are reminiscent of five-year olds reading Jack and Jill, their image is of gun-toting, drug - dealing , multi-millionaire Morons who have no musical talent at all, rip-off bits of classic songs, add a few rhymes and flog them to their very misguided fans!

Gladly for every negative there is a positive: If Rappers can "BASH" the dominant, parasitic, "Gay Scene" running the pop/entertainment world, expose them for what they are, a bunch of LIMP WOOZIES, then Eminem and his mates should recieve the Grammy Awards for their outstanding work supporting "real MANkind"!

Jaggedone just rushed out and bought Eminems new one for 50 CENT!

Hope you all enjoyed my anti GAY-RAP-RANT , actually my ol mate and slave WAN-KIN-DIK has got me rather worried lately, he insists on wearing high-heels, mascara and fish net stockings, hopefully it's just a passing phase or has he been listening to that load of shit called "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" Transvestite bastards??!!

St.Jagged has just refused to buy his WAN-KIN-DIK a pink packet of condoms for Christmas!!!

woensdag 2 december 2009

St.Jagged is blasted away by a German Hurricane called RAMMSTEIN!

Well I've got a tale to warm the cockles of your hearts (and it's not Scotch Whisky) St.Jagged has been literally "BLOWN-A- FUCKING- WAY BY A TEUTONIAN HURRICANE!!"

There's not many things that excite this ol fart but last Monday in downtown Cologne, Germany, St.Jagged and his ol slave WAN-KIN-DIK were given a mega-nuclear-BLOW-JOB (we weren't on the mens toilets by the way!) (unfortunately not the women's either!).
Anyway, let's get down to serious business, RAMMSTEIN, RAMMSTEIN AND EVEN MORE RAMMSTEIN!!

For those who have never heard of these particular German gentlemen, they are a Kraut rock, industrial metal and MUCH MUCH more band!

Now ol St.Jagged has seen meny bands/shows in his lifetime, but these guys blow everything and everybody else into OBLIVION and St.Jagged was also blown into oblivion by the MAJESTIC MASTERS OF TEUTONIAN METAL/ROCK!!

Let me explain:

These Deutsche gentlemen are masters of the shocking, the beautiful, the marvellous, the wonderful, the horrors, the amazement, the TRUTH, etc, and that all in 2 hours!!!

They produce a Wagner opera, Les Miserables, Hitchcocks masterpieces, perfect metal/rock music, thrilling pyromania, you fucking name it, they fucking did it, GERMAN BRILLIANCE at it's very best.

They put every single other rock/metal/pop live show in their shadows and only the majestic Pink Floyd from way back when could have ever competed with these guys, UNBELIEVABLE!!!!

As you can see my Jaggaloonies, St.Jagged is still recovering from the experience and if any one of you maniacs ever get the chance to see these unbelievable artists live FUCKING WELL DO IT!!!!

St.Jagged will certainly be seeing them again and he cannot wait!!

Compliments to all of my German friends, you are UNBELIEVABLE TOO!!

Aufwiedersehen, bis bald und einen riesen Gruss an