- Terrorist bombs here, terrorist bombs there, daily dose of horror on the ol Aljazeera Int. ("something's will never change", Bruce Hornsby's one mega hit from way back when!)
- Oil, food prices jacked up to record, exorbitant levels.
- The global poor, impoverished, and downtrodden get poorer and poorer whilst the "Fat Cats" are laughing all the way to their Lichtenstein banks (Jagged has mentioned this volatile war zone once already!)
- BP, SHELL, EXON, TEXACO etc, announce record multi - billion profits, WOW!!
- Mr "Golden Cohones" Sir (fuck off) Richard Brandson offers maiden flights to those "Fat Cats" creaming off their billion bonuses, on his brand new Space Toy at 250.000 bucks a flight and the "Fat Cats" gratefully accept, "peanuts actually ol chap," they chuckle in very posh Oxford/Cambridge accents (Mugawe studied there too!)
- Remember Space Shuttle STS-541-L (Lightning could strike twice if we're lucky, evil bastard!!!)
- The Bejing Shambolympics are about to be unleashed upon us, relying on a massive use of military force to keep the unclean at a distance, surpress all forms of protests against the Chinese parlament relating to abuse of human rights and shove anybody into "luxury" Chinese prisons who dare say BOO to the Chinese government, "oh what a very sporty affair indeed."
- Bla, Bla, Bla!
Good news: Oh, ST.Jagged forgot; mega traffic jams everywhere, global warming, volatile weather attacking the planet (must be them fucking Aliens or Mr X, Mr Big or even, dare I mention him, GOD), Bushie Boy is one month nearer to his illustrious end, Ronaldo is staying at Man Utd (maybe).
Last not least my adopted, half - starved, earthquake damaged, one wheeled rickshaw puller come Samaritan called WAN-KIN-DIK has been offered a job in Bejing pulling overweight, multi - millionaire olympic functionairies around in his earthquake damaged rickshaw for the duration of the "Shambolympics," I told him to "fuck off to China, earn his paltry wage, give St.Jagged 60% of his takings, return to the Jagged Residence (very posh, you know!) and serve the Merry ol Jagged Shaggers for the rest of his miserable, shitty life, and he agreed, good on you WAN-KIN-DIK!
Faithful Jagged one's, have a happy package holiday in the cancerous sun and don't get your asses burnt off!!