Lucky muvva fuckers, holidays are just around the corner and St.Jagged, his merry ol Mrs.Jaggedone and juvenile horror (WAN-KING-DIK has to stay at home too look after St.Jagged's priceless millions of royalties earned since writing this crap!) are off too BB land.
BB, where the fuck is BB you're all asking yourself?
Well ignorant ones amongst you I'll give you a few tips:
BB = Big Beers, BB = Big Boobs, BB = Big Bratwursts, BB = Big Breakfasts, BB = Big BMW's,
BB = Big Bayern München, BB = Big Belly (when St.Jagged returns from his well earnt vacation!), BB = Big Bums (= too much beer and bratwursts), BB = Big Brauhaus, and last not least BB = Big Berge (Berge = Mountains for those not fluent in der Deutschen Sprache, clever arseholes!).
Home of Kaiser AH (well nearly home, next door neighbour actually?) and many other famous Deutschers; Kaizer Frans, Kaiser Ludwig, Kaiser Wilhelm, Kaiser BMW, Kaiser German Beer, etc, etc, langweilig, langweilig, bla, bla, bla.
St.Jagged thought he would treat you to a holiday special and the pictures above will give you arseholes an indication of what this majestic blog is about:
MULTI - COLOURED POWER!!!
Just recently there was some news coverage and mention of the coming aniversary of the infamous showing of black raised fists at the olympics in 1968, fuck on you N.....S! Tupac would be proud of you all!
St.Jagged thought some thoughts abouts this and decided to examine the phanomenom of MULTI - COLOURED POWER or hating people of a different colour just because they are a different colour.
To tell the TRUTH (here we go again!) St.Jagged doesn't give a shit if you're pink, blue, red, white, black, brown, alien colour (mostly green!), or whatever, as long as your honest and tell the TRUTH (well that narrows us down to my dog, cat, goldfish, my wife and kids (sometimes!!) Aljazeera Int. (fucking competitors in the world of telling the TRUTH) and my dead relatives, no point in them lying either except my Dad he was really a lying fuck!!), but there are some of you out there who certainly do!
e.g. So called, Racist Groups:
KKC for example, whiter than white, Black militants, blacker than black, Radical Red Indians, more red than tomatoes, Chinese/Taiwan Nationalists, mainland yellow against island yellow, Russian/Polish Skinheads, greyer than grey ( and thick as pigs shit), green universal activist Aliens, greener than green, Jewish SS, browny, yellowy, greyey (multi colour mix!), Palestinian Freedom Fighters, same as the Jews but without big noses and loads of money, The Blues Brothers, bluer than blue!
South African/Zimbabwian (in fact all African Nationalists), blacker than black or the other minority mob living there, whiter than white. Mugabe (off coloured, black Nazi dictator) blacker than black and wanting to exterminate all the other not black enough blacks as long as they don't agree with him!
Italien/Spanish/Greek/Portugese/Bask/Catalonian, radical, terrorist nationalists, slightly off coloured dark white, browny, creamy, cappuchino colour also Lazio Roma fans, same colour different approach (Nazi Style and no hidden bombs around their fucking balls!).
National Front/NSDAP, Brit/German solidarity, whiter than white and showing more solidarity for the pure white Aryan Brotherhoods locked up in US prisons fighting against the Black/Hispanic, blacker than black and browner than brown racist gangs fighting for racial supremacy, monopoly drug dealing, and brutal, naked survival.
Browner than brown radical Hindus fighting browner than brown radical Moslems in India/Pakistan/Bangladesh (oh for the days of peace and prosperity under the whiter than white, British Raj, ha fucking ha!)
St.Jagged could go round this shithole called earth and make a list as long as his dick (no not WAN-KIN-DIK, filthy minded fuckers!), but you all know what he means.
"Well," you Jagged ones are thinking, "what the shit is this braindead, muvva fucking moron trying to tell us all."
ST.Jagged being a slightly off pink, beige colour is only trying to say the following:
Before all of you do - gooding, HYPOCRITICAL anti - racists out there waving your banners and screaming for no - racism, maybe you should open your blind, very stupid muvva fucking eyes and brains, and accept the fact that racism exists everywhere and not only in
WHITE AGAINST BLACK/COLOURED, BUT ALSO IN BLACK AGAINST WHITE, WHITE AGAINST BROWN, BROWN AGAINST WHITE, RED AGAINST WHITE, YELLOW AGAINST BLACK, BLACK AGAINST YELLOW, BLACK AGAINST BROWN, BLACK AGAINST BLACK, BROWN AGAINST BROWN, WHITE AGAINST WHITE AND IN EVERY OTHER SINGLE COLOUR, CREED, RELIGION, POLITICS, OR WHO AND WHATEVER ETC, ETC.
St Jagged is off too BB land for a short break, he knows that you will all miss him and cannot exist without the burning pokers of TRUTH shoved up your arses. Sorry you will just have to survive until he returns from friendly, gastfreundlich, hygienic, clean, beer drinking and the very hilly, mountaineous land of the BB'ers.
Goodbye from St.Jagged and his red duck, blue Tit, yellow WAN-KIN-DIK, pink panther, black sinister shadow, white than white cocaine, green Nazi Alien, multi - coloured psychedelic trips on LSD and so on.
Happy holiday and don't judge a book by its colours!!!!!!