maandag 27 september 2010

Spoofing takes time!

Abandoned Jaggaloonies, I'm back and my throbbing old chinese, broken rickshaw pulling, earthquake destroyed, one wheeled slave, WAN-KIN-DIK too!

Jawohl, time is fucking money and St.Jagged has none of that, just plenty of old bullshit to tell you all.

The is so time consuming, writing the mega-manuscript and constantly kicking ol WAN-KIN-DIK in the cojones too!

This is just a brief message to let you all know, this fucking maniac is alive and kicking!

They can murder Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Saddam and Bin Laden, but they can't keep a maniac like St.Jagged down, never.

Soon St.Jagged will be posting both on the Spoof and this old blog site parallel. All of the crap that come's out of St.Jagged's head and his WAN-KIN-DIK will be here for the St.J. fanclub (my mingy flea bitten dog, my dead swimming upside down goldfish and my pet tarantula swallowed by a boa-constrictor) to consume, record in the history books of the most important words written after the Koran, the Bible and Dennis the Menace.

See you soon muvva fuckers and follow WANKINDIK on his new twitter site called, guess what, WANKINDIK!

Ariverderci (or something like that) St.Jagged!

dinsdag 13 juli 2010

A long, long time ago! He's back with his WAN-KIN-DIK and Medusa!

Is there anybody out there?

If so, Jaggaloonies don't despair, St.Jagged is still alive and kicking!

He's just finished his masterpiece and promises to kick the shit out of his old hibernating slave WAN-KIN-DIK, oil his earthquake, damaged, one wheeled broken rickshaw and again kick the shit out of the world, it's VIP's, crap footy players and no-one will escape the split, vicious tongues of the Medusa serpents just waiting to confront the world, he's back.



The wrath of St.Jagged is fearsome, anger waiting to explode once more upon those who deserve it!

St.Jagged is about to jump in his rickshaw, whip his WAN-KIN-DIK and conquer the world!

Medusa is also waiting!
Jaggaloonies, see you all very soon!

zondag 28 maart 2010

Stalin and Hitler, spot the difference if you can!

Spot the difference?
"Josef, over there my posters are hanging in Berlin just like we did to those fucking Jews and Ukranians!"

Yes Jaggaloonies, he's back with his old (very old) WAN-KIN-DIK, his broken down one wheeled rickshaw, scabby dog, mingy mutt cat and swimming upside-down dead goldfish, the one and only, ST.JAGGED.

St. Jagged has been here there and every fucking where, Dunkel Deutschland, the cyber universe, Spoofing it up on , writing manuscripts and now he's back home for a short visit to warm the cockles of your hearts and divulge a massive Russian scandal about to happen in Moscow (where else) .

You'll love it!

Just what the Jews needed and all of those 43 million who Stalin "topped" (evil bastard, Hitler was like a raped choir boy against this serial-socialist-killer!).

Here we go:

Stalin posters cause uproar in Moscow and Hitler posters in Berlin too, charming chappies both of them!

Tuesday, 23 March 2010
You can't keep a good dictator down and to commemorate the the end of WWII Moscow, in their nonsensical wisdom, has decided to hang up posters of their infamous mass murdering dictator, Josef Stalin.

This has totally divided Moscowites, some feel he was a hero and others a murdering maniac (pretty true actually). Now Mr Stalin certainly had some blood on his hands, especially Ukranian. He enjoyed starving millions of them and locking thousands of dissidents up in his Siberian Holiday Camps called, Gulags, (estimated deaths under this socialist, communist Father Christmas, roughly 43 million) WHAT A CHARMER HE WAS!

Not to be outdone by Russia, Germany have decided to hang posters of one of their most famous sons, Adolf Hitler in Berlin in commemoration of building German Autobahn's, building the VW Beetle, discovering the Blitzkrieg, getting rid of those pestulant Jews and generally being a thouroughly NICE CHAPPY!

One cannot choose his own dictator but they certainly should be remembered for their fantastic achievements, murder, wars, genocide and generally good representatives of mankind in general!

God and Allah are also having posters hung up in their respective heavens, but that's worth another Spoof!

This majestic piece of stunning literature was printed on THE SPOOF and many of the daft bastards over there didn't GET IT.

But St.Jagged knows his Jaggaloonies are much more intelligent, religious and love his WAN-KIN-DIK.

See you all very soon and stop FARTING, filthy stinkers, POOOP!

dinsdag 9 maart 2010

Hi there Jaggaloonies, St.Jagged's back with a windy tale of stench, stink and rotten eggs smelling like sulphuric acid!
Even ol WAN-KIN-DIK was shaking in his boots!

Now Mrs. St.Jagged is a great cook, very interested in healthy living, life-style and believes what you eat, you are!

Sometimes she can go slightly over the top as you will read below and the consequences are, well, pretty smelly!

Jaggaloonies, have a read, a laugh and next time you're sitting on the bog stinking the place out, think of St.Jagged (or maybe not!).

By the way all recipes can be applied for at: http://www.gasmaskrental.pong/!

Fart, Fart and even more FARTS!
Written by

Mrs. Jaggedone = 2 recently had the devilish idea to concoct several recipes which respond rather violently to the digestive sytem and bowel area conducing a volcanic combustion effect on the rear end, commonly known as the anus!It commenced on sunday over an evening meal of best Deutsche Sauerkraut with "Veggie Bangers" and spuds.

The night was spent heaving to and fro, left and right, gassing the bedroom similair to a "Last Tango" in Auschwitz!
After surviving the nocturnal upheavels (5 x loo and back) the Monday turned into a further test of Mrs Jaggedone's basic DUTCH cooking skills with the suggestion of a fresh leek soup for supper, WUNDERBAR!

Leek is a well known combustion perpetrator and added to the remaining sauerkraut from the day previous the night was once again spent relieving the bowels with the stench of a combination of mustard gas and volcanic eruptions (5 x loo and back, without gas masks or oxygen, we survived!).

Now by this time Jaggedone's collection of muster boxer shorts were wearing quite thin, nevertheless, Mrs Jaggedone decided to concoct a special evening delicatess of WHITE CABBAGE, SPUDS AND VEGGIE BURGERS!Enough is enough, one would contemplate, no!

The remaining leek soup was devoured at lunch time and the white cabbage in the evening causing a slight haemorrhaging of the stomach wall, with rocket like convulsions through the bladder exiting the anal canals like human cannonballs!Jaggedone's exclusive boxer short collection were ripped to shreds and Hiroshima was revisited, including after shocks and nuclear winds reminding one of Louis De Funes fab celluloid classic, "The Cabbage Farmer" (or something similair).

Thankyou Mrs. Jaggedone for the past three days of excellent nutrition, I am told that such foods are healthy and certainly good for the digestive system, but too much of a good thing can certainly BACKFIRE!


donderdag 4 februari 2010

Sorry it took so long, I was just tuning!

OOPS, where did they come from, naughty ol WAN-KIN-DIK, never trust a hibernating Chinese rickshaw puller!

Yes Jaggaloonies he's back and how you fucking missed me, St.Jagged knows, like a raging toothache!

St.Jagged apologises for leaving you all for so long but there is a good reason.

St.Jagged alias Jaggedone, alias Jaggededge, has been busy since the beginning of 2010 writing a, wait for it, serious manuscript!

Yes muvva fuckers and he means serious!

Tolstoy is a load of bollocks compared to this serious shit.

St.Jagged put his ol slave and close mate, WAN-KIN-DIK into hibernation until 01.03.2010 and then WAN-KIN-DIK has promised to make a sensational comeback as the new HITLER pulling his broken rickshaw across the Alps towards Berchtesgarden.

WAN-KIN-DIK is full of spunk, stiff as a brick and and can't wait!

St.Jagged will be joining his WAN-KIN-DIK on this epic journey riding an elephant called Hanniballs and blogging himself to death on his laptop, HP!

"Ve vill conquer ze world zis time and God (who?) forbid ze rest" thanks WAN-KIN-DIK (he just went sleep walking during hibernation but St.Jagged has given him an overdose of marijuana, should last until 01.03.2010.)

Much has happened in the world since the last time St.Jagged was here: scandals, poverty, wars, conflicts, corruption, global warming causing half of the planet to freeze, etc, nothing much changes really!

St.Jagged promises his loyal readership (dead swimming upside down goldfish, mingy, flee bitten dog called WOOF, and scabby cat called WORNOUTPUSSY) that as soon as the manuscript is finished he will be back on a regular basis blowing your minds with the latest satire, scandals, sex, porno and down-right rudeness that rock and rolls across the planet, meanwhile you can catch up with the JAGGEDONE (yet another alias) over at

That's it for now Jaggaloonies, St.Jagged has just got to put a hot nedle in WAN-KIN-DIK (ouch), he's restless (must be that tasty blonde dressed as a hot nurse that mistakingly come up on the screen!)!!!!

PS: St.Jagged's serious manuscript (and it is serious!) will soon be available, cetainly worth a read!