donderdag 31 mei 2012

No woman, man or beast can resist this incredible "mercurial stud" and intrepid adventurer!

Headline; Queen announces final torchbearer for London 2012; Erskine Quint, aristocratic mercurial stud!

Queen Elizabeth has revealed her worst kept secret regarding who will run the final leg and light the Olympic flame on July 26th in London. Everybody thought it would be blistered rower, Sir Steven Redgrave, who won gold medals at 5 olympics, but a surprise announcement has sent Sir Steve rowing back up the Thames.

The Olymic flame will be lit by that aristocratic, outstanding, intrepid adventurer, Erskine Quint Esq. (Nearly Sir). He has been chosen because just like Lady Gaga, Madonna, Joan Collins and every other beauty (or ex) that crosses Erskine's path, they all fall head over hills in love with this mercurial, insatiable stud and can never say no; even Queen Elizabeth!

Erskine Quint is related to the Queen, so she has no chance. But still she is infatuated at the emergence of this "True Brit", blue-blooded, mega-hero conquering the world's most evil evils and the "madness" that has put him far beyond OO7 and other pretenders including George Lazenby (who?).

Erskine will make a stunning entrance riding a pure Arabian white stallion sponsored by Mohamed Al-Fayed and available at Harrods (dodgy that one). Snatch the torch from Sir Steve's blistered hands, mount the stairs and with the whole world watching, God and all, light the fire!

With all of the female athletes fainting (some males too, oh those ducky divers) at the breathtaking spectacle. Erskine will then take off in a Virgin balloon, sponsored by you know who and disappear into the fantasy of the author of this madness because he has a sequel to star in!!

"Erskine Quint intrepid adventurer extraordinaire" available over the AMAZON (jungle) and

Buy it and you'll never be the same again ask the Devil!

woensdag 23 mei 2012

Serious for a moment: I have heard this week that 2 Krishnamurti centres in India have shown the willingness to review my book "The unacceptable truth" with a possibility of entering it into their libraries. One in Bangalore and one in Puram, Chennau. This is the best news I have had since the book was published and means the world to me. Even if they reject the book, it matters not, just the fact thay have shown interest is such wonderful news.

Krishnamurti is the major driving force behind the way I see myself, my loved ones and the world in general. He is the absolute master. I feel so proud that this opportunity has come along and I wish to thank my family and everybody who has supported this project, especially Verity Publishers in South Africa.

maandag 21 mei 2012

St Jagged, alias Jaggedone, alias me; all love super-hero, mercurial stud and very posh English aristocrat, Erskine Quint, and because we do our Chinese, one-wheeled rickshaw pulling, earthquake victim and slave; WAN-KIN-DIK has to love him too otherwise we'll kick him in the balls and throw him back into a Chinese gutter. That's the way it works around here, either pull or beg!

Also WAN-KIN-DIK will be forced to spend his very hard earned wages on buying 2 million copies of Erskine, then run around Bejing with them telling Bejing inhabitants how fabulous Erskine is; if he doesn't flog 2 million then he will receive nineteen lashes of the cats tail; and she's a huge pussy!

What a bunch of charmers we are, reminds me of the Rt.Hon David Cameron

So that's what he does in his free five minutes; lazy buggar WAN-KIN-DIK!! (Give them a little finger and they chop your arm off!)

vrijdag 18 mei 2012

6 star Indian Palace Mountain Hotel, what more does an aristocrat or anybody need? Plenty! And Erskine Quint surely gives you that; ORDER NOW, he's coming!

woensdag 16 mei 2012

This is the type of demon you only have nightmares about; guess who met him in real?

dinsdag 15 mei 2012

If it comes grab it by the balls, if it doesn't bollocks; after all one can only try to become famous!

maandag 14 mei 2012

Before you all think that I'm completely mad, it's only half true. My other side is deadly serious and just to prove it I've had a second book published this year over at which shows this side of me. It is worth a read because the forces that drove me to write it come from somewhere that I cannot even begin to explain.

The Unacceptable Truth

Believe me, reading this book could actually change your life! Writing it changed mine!

Thank you all for your support!

And now back to my other side:........

It say,s everything, no comment needed!

She turns boys into men, ask Erskine!

He is about to be unleashed onto the world: Jaggedone, L.R.Johnson and Erskine himself invite you all to join the "ROLLER COASTER RIDE OF UTTER MADNESS", let the fun begin!!

My slave, WAN-KIN-DIK, can't wait because, he has no choice!!!

If you can't wait, you can download him over at Kindle (The women can't, not even Lady Gaga!)