At least Erskine escaped "The Sickness"
Sir Jagged has been sick all weekend and his slave, WAN-KIN-DIK, has been slopping his puke out of the window! The reason was Sir Jagged couldn't get out of the way of the JEW-BEE-LEE, a virus that spread like wildfire over the UK and into his home via TV. Sick, it was really sick! Even Erskine, seen escaping from the vile bilge, has had to take a dose of Alka-Seltzers to recover from the shock!