ACHTUNG, ATTENTION, ATTENTIE, BANZAI!!!
Jagged One's, we have discovered spies (yes my beloved crapheads, real 007's) in the house of St.Jagged. A well known global news broadcasting station felt it necessary to send their undercover agents to spy upon St.Jagged to find out who really tells the truth, them or us.
Tapping telephones, hidden microphones, agents attempting to photograph the Jagged One, strange FBI look alike vans parked in front of the house with huge satellite dishes perched on the rooves, (totally incognito of course!) in fact, the whole spying, fucking works.
Jagged Edge claims to tell the truth and Aljazeera Int. claims the same, and they are so worried about competition in this field that they are willing to go to such desperate lengths as to prove that there is only one "Truth Teller" on this crappy planet.
"What the fucking hell is this idiot on about?" you are all asking yourselves. "Has he completely lost it this time, ring up the Loonybins, send the straightjackets, lock the muvva fucker up and throw away the key, give him a a cell next to Hannibal Lector," you're all saying (and wishing).
No my dedicated one's, it is the TRUTH, Aljazeera Int. claim that they can be the only one's who tell the TRUTH, and no-one, including the apostle of righteousness himself (no not fucking Jesus, Mohammed, God, Allah, Buddahs, Hari - Krishnas or any other pretenders to the TRUTH), St.Jagged, will be allowed to claim that position.
Well they certainly have good fucking arguments Jagged one's!
St.Jagged watches their programmes regularly and fuck me, they certainly are messengers of doom, bloodshed, warfare, misery, corruption, abuse, misuse, big brother thumping the shit ouf the "little people" etc, etc.
They "cheer me up" every morning with their reports over global war zones, corrupt human behaviour all over the planet and the consequences, misery and wretchedness. You don't get that served up on ABC, NBC, CNN, BBC, and the rest of the "truth bringers" on our multi - media, global telecommunications, shiny happy TV screens.
They certainly have a point about their claim to tell the TRUTH, while all other global news stations are happy to report about VIP, mega - rich super - stars and their lifestyles, the Oscars, Cannes film awards, high flying sport events. Happy go lucky reports about how wonderful the shiny, blue planet and its human inhabitants are so well off due to technical progression, global playing, non - corrupt politicians and their democracies leading the path to the T...H (ha fucking ha!), etc, etc.
Not to forget the irritating advertisements interrupting the whole super show, flaunting mega - expensive products including fabulously expensive watches, perfumes, cars, houses, furniture, etc, You name it they advertise and how easy it is to buy every material product on offer if you are one of the CHOSEN MINORITY, living in the comfort zones and living the life of luxury whilst the MASSIVE MAJORITY PERISHES at the hands of corruption, abuse, wars, bla, bla, bla.
"St.Jagged what the fucking hell are you blabbering on about, spies, truths, Aljazeera Int, etc, what do you really want to tell the world through this shitty blog." St.Jaggeds wicked inner- conscience wakes up and tells St.Jagged to either get on with it or shut the fuck up!!
Well avid readers and preachers of the truth (bollocks, bollocks, bollocks) the moral of this fantastic piece of priceless art is:
Shiny, happy, global news mixed with small slices of the TRUTH is avoiding, ducking, diving and slipping past the TRUTH (what the viewers of the likes of BBC, ABC, NBC, CNN, etc want, hence they can keep their viewers attention, up their ratings and flog off all of the products advertised on their shiny, happy news programmes)
Showing misery, sadness, poverty, innocent victims of warzones, genocide, corruption, etc is the TRUTH but no muvva fucker wants to endure that (apart from Aljazeera Int. viewers of course) and that is the point of this shitty blog.
The big question is, why the fuck did Aljazeera Int. send its spies to observe St.Jagged and what do the hell they think they can achieve by exposing St.Jagged and his merry ol shaggers to be not what they really are, Apostles of the TRUTH? (what a load of ol crap that is as well! If you believe that one, you really fucking believe everything, including George Bush, lame duck shithead!)
You muvva fuckers can answer that one yourselves because St.Jagged is just about to be locked up in a straightjacket, thrown into a stinking dungeon, tortured by "Arab looking", gold toothed and, dressed like Talibans. Left to rot in hell (religious shitheads beware, Satan is amongst us!) and ultimately thrown to the lions, just because he dared to compete with Aljazeera Int. for the position of No. 1 "Truth Teller".
PS: Don't attempt to contact St.Jagged via telephone, there is a bug in my bog and that's where the telephone is.
St.Jagged only communicates whilst in a position of sitting, crapping and farting, no other shitheads listen to his crap apart from the bugs in his bog!!