No Jagged one's this is not a self - portrait (mind you after swallowing all of those steroids in my preparation for the Shambolympics it could well be (earlier blog)). This is a "Madame"of the night from over there in the good ol, righteous, christian, puritan, holy, crusaders in the fight against all evil, US fucking A. They or she have been ruffling some feathers in the higher eschelons of their wonderful, clean and very pristine political leaders.
Shock, horror, how could those pure and clean elected representatives spend their many
overpaid (on tax payers Bucks by the way) working hours in the arms (or between the crutches) of these lovely creatures of the night.
One of the Senators even had the audacity to say at a press conference after being caught red - handed or red- balled (which ever way you're lying or hanging!) "I did not have sex at any of those establishments, I just took massages!!"
Who the fuck do these braindead Senators think they're kidding, Bill Clinton, well maybe, but certainly not St.Jagged and his merry ol shaggers!!
In the meantime either the CIA, FBI, MI5, terrorist Aliens, Bin Laden and his jolly bunch, Georgie Bushes secret army or even the X Files have certainly taken care of the breaking scandal.
They broke into Mrs "DC Dame" Jean Palfrey's condo and strung the ol whore up, removed all of the evidence and claimed it was suicide (remember Marilyn, Kennedy, another Kennedy, etc, etc.), well this certainly smells very Dead Kennedies, (good ol punk band from the eighties, Cambodia and all of that) to say the least!
All St.Jagged hopes is that she was clever enough to copy all of the lists of her "super righteous" clientele, sent them off in time to ol Bin in his caves somewhere in???? (Pakistan, maybe!) then he will really have reasons to rant on about the evil infidels, corrupt christians, purer than pure moslems, devils in the west, etc, etc.
He would even have a reason to send his lovable, bomb toting terrorists, for another visit to the centre of the modern world and blow the fucking shit hole off of the face of the planet, taking corrupt and seedy politicians, religious leaders, judges, lawyers, high ranking militaries, police and the rest of the horny muvva fuckers who frequent these establishments and pay their hookers with our hard earnt tax money with them.
Devils fucking circle, well who's the fucking Devil?!
St.Jagged reminds his beloved fans, it is you, people, who vote for these corrupt pratts and put them in their positions, not aliens, not my goldfish, not my crappy dog or mingy cat and certainly not St.Jagged!!!!
You all know what shit they get up to and you all still vote for them (The moral of this fabulous blog: Well, we all might as well hang it out, you my beloved readers are just as much too blame for the corrupt shit that goes down as the muvva fuckers who you all vote for!)
Well Jagged one's St.Jagged is flying off on a moral crusade (financed by your hard earned taxes, what a wonderful life!) to Teheran, Beirut, Bagdad, Jerusalem, Damascus and last not least Islamabad to test on behalf of all of our horny muvva fucking leaders where the best, and cleanest "Massage parlour" is.
I've got 30000 Bucks of US tax payers money in my BIN (excuse the pun Laden) and am going to give it all to those lovely females for a "massage only" and will send the results back to all of those mentioned on the list so they can fuck off to distant parts of the globe, out of sight (and mind) of the righteous, christian, American, tax paying population and fuck their brains out till they die all in the name of freedom and democracy.
Good bye and don't believe the ballshit!
St.Jagged
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