The Back Stabbing, Loonybin, Straight (Jacket), Anti - Political Party
and not one of you dedicated followers has applied for our fabulous, colourful info - packs, shame on you muvva fuckers!
- The canine "barking fucking mad" Club in Vancouver
- The goldfish "civil rights" Club in outer Mongolia (swimming like lost souls in their ol fish bowls, oops sorry Pink Floyd fans, and St. Jagged really wishes you were not here)
- The Freedom for Ants from their Queens (Gay ones an all!) Club
- The Free all "humpless" incacerated camels Club (desert Nomads beware, St.Jagged is after your fucking goats testacles and Bin Ladens golden balls)
- The fight for the right for bats to hang up side down as long as they fucking want to Club (especially those hanging in Australia),
- and last not least
- The Freedom for Great White Sharks to attack muvva fucking, idiot surfers Liberty Club in protest against all "mother fucking" idiot surfers who have swam across the path of this magnificent beast and had their arses bitten off after being mistaken for a seal and caused the Great White to lose or break some of its jagged teeth whilst biting the shit out of plastic surfboards (fuck on you great white sharks and tell the pretty boy, blond, bleached surfer fraternity to, FUCK OFF and make their own waves).
And then have the common decency to clean up those heaps of steaming, stinking, revolting doggies crap before innocents like St.Jagged and his merry ol junior St.Jagged's tread right in your "little sweeties" mountain of left - behind, dogs - shit!