Obama, nobel peace prize my butt! St.Jagged's reply, PUKE, PUKE, and even more PUKE!!!

Real "Nobelllie Pizza Prize" winner Bollack O-Mama

Pukes on Obama and his crap prize

and makes ST.Jagged PUKE, PUKE, PUKE!

Well "Jaggaloonies" the absloute summit of world hypocrisy has just been revealed, Obama and his peace prize, my fucking arse, St.Jagged even deserves it more, God (who?) told me so!

They can stick it up their slimy butts and afterwards flush it down their Norwegian bogs!

In fact St.Jagged was so devastated at not even being nominated alongside our new "Messiah" he puked all over his Pizza and came up with the following snipe!

Proof that the world is so full of crap and bullshit and those who run it are just a bunch of hypocritical crapheads, here it is, greetings to Napoli!

Originally written on the Spoof site, and misunderstood as usual!:

Napoli's most famous pizza baker, Bollacka O-Mama, has just won the world's most coveted and very prestigious "Nobelli Pizza Prize" on a Norwegian oil Rig in the North Sea!

The prize was handed over by Exon's blond, buxom, pigtailed, Viking, Norwegian beauty Queen, Elfrida Visoilstrom and Neopolitan pizza baker, Bollacka O-Mama, was so overwhelmed by the North Sea waves he puked over the side during the ceremony!

Bollacka had just devoured one of his famous "Tuna Fish very oily" specielle pizzas and couldn't keep it down, "MAMA-DE MIA THESE FOOKING WAVES, UUGH!"

The rest of the Norwegian oil rig crew joind Bollacka in a solidarity movement and also puked in unison over the side, unfortunately the helicopter crew which flew Bollacka to the rig were underneath at the time, pizza puke extravaganzie, BELLA!

As for Exons Viking beauty queen, Elfrida Visoilstrom, she heaved to the left but avoided an embarrasment by puking down her very tasty, heaving cleavage, blushing accordingly!

The Norwegian oil rig were very proud to be hosts of this prestigious ceremony putting that other "NOBEL" bent and very hypocritical prize giving ceremony to shame!

As Bollacka O-Mama was About to leave the oil rig with his prize of 200 lousy Norwegian Krona stuffed tightly in his puke stained pizza-baking apron he issued the following statement:

"I, Bollacka O-Mama and my Mama ama so proud to be heere on dis ere oily rig and receivey my precia from Nobelli Norway I'e hopey that the mondia will never forghetti mia et mia fabulosi pizzas, ARRIVEDERCI BELLAS, et may I never comie back to dis ere shitoli!"

As his helicopter took off, Bollacka O-Mama, still feeling very fucking pukey, sprayed the rest of his oily "Tuna fish Speciellie" all over the waving crew, Bella Norway mucho Nobellie!!

And the passing seagulls picked up the "PEACES!"

Another proof that St.Jagged is a distorted, raving, Nutter, lop-sided genius, want's the Noble prize desperately and the bucks, but his ol mate and trusty slave, WAN-KIN-DIK, nodded his head in disbelief so St.Jagged kicked him in the balls!

My WAN-KIN-DIK is now recovering from the injury and will sue that bastard St.Jagged for every penny he owns!

Bad fucking luck WAN-KIN-DIK, I'm fucking broke!

WAN-KIN-DIK got on his knees and begged for a bullet in the back of his head and a piece of Bollacka O-Mama's oily pizza to take with him!

Arrivederci Balla's!

The story continues!

US cause lunar explosion searching for ICE, ICE, BABY at a cool $79 million!

Obama wins Nobel peace prize, but nobody knows why! maybe the Ku Klax Clan can provide an answer, BLACK POWER!!

Maybe Israeli Alien's can provide the answer why Obama won the Nobel peace prize they know all about it, ask the Palestinians, SHALOM!!

Hey "Jaggaloonies" as you all know St.Jagged is a peaceful, non-ranting, loveable Grandad but sometimes things happen on this planet (and outside) whereby St.Jagged just has to "blow a fucking fuse" and tell my beloved "Jaggaloonies" the nasty fucking TRUTH about the people who run this shithole and their egoistic, selfish doings!!

This time it's the fab US once again, fucking again and again (will they ever learn? no!).

Today, 09.10.2009, the US exploded 2 rockets on the moon, costing $79 million!! What grand reason do they need to blast so much money away onto the Lunar surface? Yes, ICE ICE BABY, FUCKING ICE!!

Hold it a second, is St.Jagged watching the wrong film here?

The US have a grand debt of $11,9 TRILLION dollars and it's growing by the second!

The US pay an annual $412 BILLION on interest payments (tax payers money of course!)!

The US caused the financial meltdown, high unemployment and even more misery!

3/4 's of the world's population live in wretched poverty have no clean water, no food, no decent housing, etc, etc!

And the fucking US go and play SILLY ARSES on the moon for an ICE COOL $79 MILLION!!

If you added the whole amount of money that the US and other moronic states have blown away on their pathetic space programmes you could probably feed the world's population for a hundred years, provide them with clean water, reasonable housing, medical help, build decent infra -structures, etc, etc, and still have money left fucking over!!

WHO IS FUCKING MENTAL HERE THE US OR BIN LADEN?!!

Plus the financing of their useless conflicts in Vietnam, Korea, 2 x Iraq, Afghanistan not to mention their support of Nazi Israel and other minor conflicts since WW2!

Costing not only $trillions to finance but also costing the human tragedy of millions of innocent's murdered by the US war machine!!

Hitler was like a naughty schoolboy compared to that mob!!

Jaggedone's if the US would have used their power in a sensible fashion there would have been no need for many of the conflicts mentioned, the route of all EVIL is not only money but pure fucking ignorance and the US monster has shown enough of that ever since Hitler departed!!

When St.Jagged see's such "LUNARCY" as in LUNAR (for the less cryptic of you!) there's only one thing St.Jagged wants to do, grab his ever trusty WAN-KIN-DIK and book on the next flight to fucking Saturn singing that Rolling Stones classic "HEY, HEY YOU GET OFF OF MY CLOUD" and never come back!! (cloud as in just discovered new cloud rings around Saturn, get it!!).

But no, my "Jaggaloonies" St.Jagged would never leave you, he'll always be around to vomit at these fucking ARESHOLES running our planet and who puts them there, yes my Darlings, the people (but certainly not my "Jaggaloonies" never, or?)!

To top it all "The New Messiah" Obama, has won the fucking Nobel prize for peace, total "LUNARCY" and hypocrisy at it's maddest, what the fuck has he done to deserve that?

St.Jagged doesn't know, maybe we should ask a passing JEWISH-ISRAELI-ALIEN, called BLACK MOSES maybe he'll know!

Well my "Jaggaloonies" back to the day job over at http://www.thespoof.com/ a man has to live you know!!

St.Jaggeds WAN-KIN-DIK is so sore after all of the whippings he's been taking lately that he's sagging and sobbing in the corner, pushing his broken rickshaw back and forward singing "Oh happy days" by that famous black Chink opera singer TUNG-IN-PUSI, better than a rapping Ice-T on the moon anyday!

Hasta La vista Terminator Babies!

Satan's in the News as usual + his ol sidekick Adolf and Madonna is marrying her baby, JESUS!!

1) Satan in the news as ever!

2) Madonna with her "Baby" Jesus from behind!

3) Charlie manson to star as him above, only this time the real thing!!!

Here we go, here we go, here we go!!

Jaggedone's, just landed for a "Quickie" (haven't told the wife yet!!) lots has happened over the last couple of weeks, but the most fantastic thing to happen is that "Horny Grandma" Madonna is about to marry her son "Jesus" in a mega-religious experience, happening. Jesus will shed his poorly rags and suck Madonna's (no not her leather pussy!) millions away!

St.Jagged thought Jesus was an honest beggar, son of God (who?) broke the bread, healed the lepers, walked on water, recalled Dig Lazarus Dig, etc!

Well not anymore Jaggo's (new word for my loony worshippers!) Jesus has been reborn, this time as a pretty boy model, shagging the shit out of his MAMA, Madonna and has been catapulted to multi-millionaire status via the cross - ing and catwalk, "thankyou God, Dad (who?), this time around it's much more pleasant!" he prayed!

Roman Polanski has been arrested for shagging a 13 year old Lolita in Switzerland, only problem is the 13 year old is now a 105, but nobody told the Americans, who have been pursuing ol Polanski for the last 50 odd years!

They've got their man locked up in a Swiss cell and are waiting to extradite the creepy, paedophile, film maker!

When Roman is jailed he has promised to remake Rosemary's Baby and offer Charles "The Demon" Manson a role in it as Satan, to thank him for slitting open his ex-missus, Sharon Tate, lovely gesture!

Charlie Manson has accepted and promised to sacrifice 5 of his female worshippers in a Satanic ritual, removing their pussies and heads then inviting Hannibal Lector for dinner, of course, evil bastard (well he is Satan!)!

The world of politics never changes, corrupt, corrupt and even more corrupt, even Obama is stooping so low that he has to insult that "crap rapper", Keyne West, for a bit of extra publicity!

Nature keeps causing havoc, Taiwan mudslides, Australian clouds of red dust, Tsunamis, floods in the Philippines, millions destined to starve in Africa (so what's fucking new!)

Israeli Nazis refuse to move an inch on the Palestinian thing, Iran and North Korea shooting their pea-shooter rockets towards Israel and South Korea respectively, for a bit of rocket salad practice!

Yeah, yeah, Jaggo's nothing much ever changes, bullshit and bollocks on a daily basis, only St Jagged remains perfectly sane with his ol mate WAN-KIN-DIK to keep him company whilst occupying his place under a bridge in Amsterdam thinking:

"What would have happened if Hitler had won the war," I guess we'll never know!!!!

Well Jaggo's and fellow "Nutters" adios amigos from ol St.Jagged, he's heading back over to the http://www.thespoof.com/ for a bit of bantering with the other "Spoof Loonies" and keep them ol WAN-KIN-DIKS stiff and fucking hard!!!

St.Jagged pissed and "STIFF" as his ol WAN-KIN-DIK!!

German horny Frauleins boozing Viagra-Beer!

Unemployed Dildos, sagging, soogy and uselesss!!

JA, JA, those fucking Krauts again, beating the world hands down at everything, Mercedes, BWM, Bosch, Siemens, shooting penalties, winning footy world cups and now, shock, horror, fucking VIAGRA BEER!

Ja, Jaggedone's it's true, THE TRUTH even, Germans have invented a beer not only to get males pissed out of their brains, no, that's not enough, they've added Viagra and now the world will get as "STIFF" as starch and horny on the way!! (Beware mini-skirted Barmaids!!)

A Kraut in his private brewery somewhere in downtown Germany was fiddling with his Kapputer maschine, got horny, stuck his "Dickstick" in a litre of best Deutsche Pils, mixed a viagra tablet and "bobs your uncle" three hours of hot internet WAN-KIN with a blonde, buxom Deutsche Fraulein, first time in three years, oogh, aagh!!

Now Jurgen Brauer (Brewer in English!) has decided to sell his "Viagra Beer" worldwide after testing it on his very saggy workforce, they certainly "STIFFENED UP", and are now busy "Gang-Banging" their female colleagues over the lunch tables, Sieg Heil!!

Jurgen hopes he will never have "Stiff" opposition and has globally patented his beer already!!

All German males and their wives are craving for the product whilst the Dildo industry has been severly "Six Packed" sideways!

Reasons; lonely wives of beer binging German males have been buying dildo's for a bit of vibrating comfort! All they do now is top their hubbies up with Viagra Beer, their dildo's can stay dry, gather dust and only be used when he's visiting the girlfriend!!

Jurgen has already designed labels with hot, sexy, blond, buxom Frauleins whipping the sagging dicks of beer binging males and boy does it get them "HARD!"

The beer will lead Germany out of recession, become a winner (as usual!) conquer the world whilst the rest of the beer boozing world looks at Germany scoring even more penalties as the others fail miserably!

JA, JA, Jaggedone's, who really won the fucking war?? St.Jagged is off to buy a six-pack for himself and his ol WAN-KIN-DIK, see you all in 2 weeks when the "STIFFNESS" wears off!!!

Proof that TheSpoof.com is a high security "Loony Bin"!!!

Avid, pathetic but very true Jaggedone's, St.Jagged has been travelling the cyber universe and has now returned from his billion mile travelling stints to reveal the TRUTH about where St.Jagged (disguised as Jaggedone!) has really been!!!

No Jaggedone's he's not been in cyber bordellos of porn shoots, but he has been to a totally "Loony" mental ayslum called the "Happy Farm for Retards" over at http://www.thespoof.com/!

Whilst in captivity at the "Happy Farm" St.Jagged writes under the alias of Jaggedone for this bunch of nutters and now I thought I would reveal the TRUTH behind some of the writers who are locked away and participate in the Asylum!

No Jaggedone hasn't "Flew over the cuckoos nest" (Jack Nicholson is like Peter Pan compared to this fucking mob!!) he is an outpatient at the Loonybin, just visiting in times when the uncontrollable urge to take the piss out of the world takes over, prozac fails, so a quick visit to

The Spoof is a certain cure!

The Spoof writers are locked away in padded cells and only receive 2 hours "happy time" daily, in this time they sprint for the computers in a mad rush to get their Spoof stories published!
When completed they are escorted back to their cells in straightjackets, locked away until the bell rings, then the whole procedure repeats itself!

The top ten writers are the main nutters and strive to keep their positions safe, points are given for the "best" or most ludicrous spoofs! Those who achieve most points get bonuses in the form of dry bread and cockroaches and a pencil, those who fail get fuck all and are forced to writing their draft Spoofs in their own blood, UUGH!Life is shit as a "Nutty Spoofer"!!

Any global issue that happens is turned into a satirical Spoof for the cyber world to devour but behind these stories are a team of complete debauched maniacs including myself!

The stories are filtered by our "Big Nasty Brother" better known as Mark, or just plain old Hitler!

Spoof writers are guarded by Jackbooted guards wearing Hannibal Lector masks (the masks make the writers feel more comfortable!) and only come out after dark!

Jaggedone's I'd like to give you some descriptions of the main "Loony" writers, here we go:

VC better known as Victor Nicholas = A total one-line grizzly screwball who can only count to one because of a piece of shrapnel sticking in his head. It happened in the great war 1914/18 at St Ypres, VC forgot to duck!

Earl Grey = Russian aristocrat who swallowed the bullet, never bats but misses nothing, totally batty and constantly recites Trotsky in ancient Mongolese!

Skoob99 = Total nutter who sees only "Red" always wears a straightjacket because if he turns "Blue" a "Red Hulk" appears, is forced to write with his toes, ingrowing!

Jesus Budda = Absolute Pyscho, eats little children, fucks his goldfish and nails himself to the cross, calls all Buddhas Burmese Arsefuckers and lives in a world according to the gospel of

Charles Manson, alias "The Satanic Killer"!!

Fergus McCarthy = Papal Pitbull and only known non-gay catholic priest on the planet, kills Onion sellers and gay San Franciscan monks, only happy when reading the bible up-side down or inside out!

Madame Bitters = Loony whiplashing Dominatrix, has claws like a White Sharks teeth, rips all male Spoofers to shreads if they dare say "Pussy" and never lands on her feet, except while exerting punishment to males "Doggy Style" and likes a pint of best bitter!

Jalaponman = Cracked somewhere between El Paso and Bognor Regis, ever since then dreams of raping "Red Hot Chilli Peppers" and penetrating innocent onions, fucking weirdo!

Morse = Naval nutter who only sets for sail at low tides in his Submarine, ends up grounded and signals for help via Skoob in his "Red" Submarine, one as nutty as the other!

Smurfette = Turned Blue and very "Double Dutch" asked her Vater "Abraham" for forgiveness and he banished her to the Spoof!

Queen Mudder = The Queen of all fucking Pyscho nutters and absolute numero uno! Respected by all other Pyscho's, Jaggedone once tried to ant hill up her ever open thighs, the crush was to much and killed 5000 braincells in Jagged's head, only one left now!

Well Jaggedone's there are plenty more GAA GAA writers at the happy farm, to finish I'll just one line a few (sorry VC!)

San Francisco Onion = Boring US nutter locked up with

Buckwheats Buck fizz = No adjectives available for this fucking weirdo!

Frankie J = Pyschopathic word cruncher and fucks everything with 2 2 four legs!

Monkey Woods = Bangkok Hotel resident ( well he imagines he's in Bangkok anyway!) local resident and mad as the Maddest Hatter at Ascot, supports Hull, proof!

The list of Mentals writing for the Spoof is endless, but here you have a few of them, worth a read and a chuckle, but don't ever dare cross Jesus Buddhas bath robes, Pyscho Hitchcock's inevitable!

Well Jaggedone's there you have it, the Happy Farm over at http://www.thespoof.com/!
As for St.Jagged he's just whipped the butt of his Chink slave WAN-KIN-DIK for being a lazy bastard and not pulling St.Jagged out of the spoof "Loonybin" quick enough with his one wheeled, earthquake damaged rickshaw, guess ol St.Jagged will just have to wait for the next "Happy hour"!!!

God (who?) and his Sidekick (who?) speak to St. Jagged!!

He looked slightly different whilst talking to St.Jagged but not his sidekick above, now what's his name S***N maybe?!

Hey Jaggedone's, yes muvva fuckers, God (who?) has discovered St.Jagged's (alias The Jaggedone) superb works on this ere blog site and across at the http://www.thespoof.com/ site and thinks it's about time that the world fucking knew it!!

No, no Jaggedone's ol St.Jagged has not converted, become religious or anything and his ol WAN-KIN-DIK is a fucking Buddhist anyway (believes he will return as a superior being next time, a white, albino, very fat, demon-eyed river rat, daft Chink DIK, the Chinks believe rats are superior beings and albino's are the DEVIL (who?) in person???) and St.Jagged thought he would share this monumentous happening with all of you (who?)!

The message from above was transmitted via The Spoof and that mob don't believe a shit either!

Don McLean once wrote a fabulous song about Vincent Van Gogh called Vincent (boring!) and one of his lines was:

" They didn't listen then, they're still not listening now, perhaps they never will!" or something like that!

Jaggedone's, the following piece can be ignored, but beware before you throw it in the rubbish bin, there might be some elements of the TRUTH hidden between the lines and the bullshit, beware!!!!

Here we go:

GOD gives exclusive interview to The Spoof implying his world is full of "Power Crazed, greedy Bastards!!

Written by Jaggedone
Tags: God

GOD (yes the real GOD, who?) has given an exclusive interview to the Spoof family of writers and readers. Astonished by this call from above (or below!) The Spoof, believing that the whole thing was a sham, decided eventually to send a representative to this astonishing, historical occasion reason being: The Spoof has no boundaries, heavenly or hellish! Anyway, The Spoof ordered Jaggedone and his CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) to go along as JO (Jaggedone, btw is a predominant Pyscho Socialite crap writer, a raving nutter and is suitable to face GOD, Jesus Budda also, but he's full of crap!) believes in the powers of a non-interventionist GOD, albeit not the GOD who is projected in human, wordly religions!

GOD appeared in his favourite disguise, a Clochard under a bridge in Amsterdam with his sidekick, a very huge albino rat with piercing red, satanic, demon-like eyes! Jaggedone trembling at his ageing knees asked GOD, "why have you called The Spoof for this exclusive interview and not the Pope for example?"

God answered, "Spoof writers and readers see the world in different dimensions, laugh at the world and are seriously funny, I the Almighty need to convey my message through those channels otherwise nobody will ever f*****g believe me."

"Those bullshitting, hypocritical, lying, earthly religious leaders are so full of crap and religious dogma they could never tell the TRUTH!"

Jaggedone asked GOD, "but why now and what should the Spoof do?"

"I gave the world Jesus, Ghandi, Martin Luther King, Mother Teresa, The Elephant Man, etc, as positive examples, mankind ignored them, so be it!"

"I gave the world Hitler, Mao, Nero, Stalin, Ghengis Khan, wicked dictators, Egyptian/Roman Emperors, evil bastards all of them and the world still hasn't learnt to live in peace, so be it!"

"I've warned the world many times not to destroy my beautiful trees, natural habitats, their animals, etc, etc, and now, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, so be it!"

"The ice caps will melt, typhoons, earthquakes, floods, tsunamis, etc, will cause havoc, death and destruction, i.e. This weekend in Taiwan, gigantic avalanches of mud caused death and mayhem because there are no trees to stop them!"

"Stupid ignorant people have ignored the signs in their pursuit for power, greed, and false GODS, OK, so be it!"

"Mankind will pay the price for his failings that is my message to The Spoof, their honourable writers and readership, so be it!"

Jaggedone now alone (his cowardly cockroaches scampering for the nearest sewer hole) with GOD and his Sidekick (who?) asked a final question, "GOD, how should any sane mother fucker believe this utter bullshit?"

GOD answered "that's the reason why I'm telling The Spoof, as for the rest, well I don't give a shit, so be it!!"

JO, blinked for one second in disbelief, the Clochard (GOD) and his albino Sidekick, simply disappeared, so was it!!!

There it is Jaggedone's, take it or leave, you can even wipe your arses with it, but never underestimate the "POWER OF ???!" (WHO?)

Godbye, Aufwiedersehen and Amen!!!!

You've all missed St.Jagged, I know!!!!

Pic 1 = Camel seen not in Egypt, no, no, parking place at Tesco's, Birmingham, UK

Pic 2 = Camel shitting on parking place at Tesco's, Birmingham, UK

Pic3 = No, no, not the Tower of Babylon, Tesco's Birmingham, UK

Devoted Jaggedone's guess who's back, yes your old wind-upper and raving, loony ranter, St.Jagged!!!

Holidays, work, Spoofing it up at http://www.thespoof.com/, Mum's Funeral (bless her!) all these things take time and St.Jagged is now back to shock the fuck out of you all by telling you of his "SCARY" experience at a certain Tesco's (supermarket giant in the UK) around Birmingham UK!

Fuck me Jaggedone's, St.Jagged was in England but he could have been in the seething, twin fucking Towers of Babylon, anywhere, apart from good ol stiff upper lipped, UK!

Whilst doing a bit of shopping in downtown "Brummie" country we decided to stop and shop at Tesco's, it became slightly suspicous by the amount of camels crap and parked camels scattered all over the parking areas!

OK, so we ventured in after zig-zagging through the camels and their crap, were confronted by several different Nationalities exiting the building, "non-white Babylonians," St.Jagged thought!

St.Jagged, his Missus St.Jagged and Junior St.Jagged stared at each other and thought, "where the fuck have we landed."

Spot a white face and I'll give you a "Tenner"! We entered and low and behold, Burqas, headscarves, turbins, Blacks, Chinks, Asians, all-coloureds anything but white, behind the cash desks, the punters, every-fucking-where!!!

Now St.Jagged is certainly not a racist and in previous written masterpieces had mentioned the changing face of the UK and most of Europe, but that was a fucking shock to the ol "Jagged-system" we could have been anywhere and nowhere, just a conglomeration of nationalities heaped upon each other and not an indiginous white caucasian face in sight, apart from St.Jagged and his family!!!

And this in the middle of that once so green, mighty, proud country, rulers of the world, fucking ENGLAND!

What the fuck is happening, where the hell do they all come from and when the hell is it going to stop!!?

The rich, middle - class "True Brits" lock themselves up behind their expensive households, shop only in their rich and middle-class supermarkets away from the scum. The immigrants multiply and multiply, spreading their breeding zones and habitats in wide circles around the major cities. Whilst those rich and fortunate hide from the TRUTH (what!) and the lower class indiginous Brits grin, suffer and flock to the fucking BNP (British Nationalist Party)!

Where is the balance and when will a race of people eventually become extinct? St.Jagged also visited the birth place of Charles Darwin, Shrewsbury, responsible for, well you all know fucking what, EVOLUTION and his only the strongest survive theories.

Charles, right under your noble nose evolution is taking place and this once so proud nation called Great Britain with it's original inhabitants, Northern European, white caucasians is gradually becoming EXTINCT!!!!

St.Jagged took his ol one wheeled, rickshaw pulling, earthquake damaged, chink slave, WAN-KIN-DIK along on his holidays, and whilst WAN-KIN his DIK, he commented, "this is a country I want to live in, multi-culti, bullshit and freedom for everyone!"

St.Jagged promptly buried his WAN-KIN-DIK in a pile of camels shit and told him to FUCK OFF or he would be sent back to his real home, still earthquake damaged Chink land! WAN-KIN-DIK slapped his chains on and hastily started pulling!!

Well Jaggedone's that's it for now, more Jagged masterpieces over on http://www.thespoof.com/ and St.Jagged will soon be back to please his multi-million fan base including his upside down swimming dead goldfish, mingy dog, violent pig, scabby cat and stuffed scorpion called STING (can't sing either!)